OLTL Best Lines Friday 9/12/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 9/12/08


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Layla: That must be really important, huh?

Michael: Oh, you know, whenever I'm looking at a chart like this, I try to look really serious so people think that I know what I'm doing.

Nora: You having fun, Buchanan? Hmm? I'll make you a drink. I'll make you a drink and then we can toast to your latest endeavor. Right? There we go, there. To destroying the life of an orphan teenage girl.

[Glasses clink]

Nora: Pa would be so proud of you.

Todd: Well, what do you think you're doing? What is this?

Marty: I'm walking.

Todd: Well, God. You really scared the hell out of me, you know that?

Marty: I can tell.

Todd: You're not supposed to be walking. You're supposed to be in bed, resting.

Marty: Ugh, I'm sick of bed.

Todd: Well, you're going to fall on your ass, I can tell you, you're going to fall on your ass.

Clint: I keep telling you; Langston is not going to get hurt.

Nora: And I keep asking you, how can you be sure of that?

Clint: I am just using her as leverage to get at Dorian. Once I get B.E. back, her life will go on as it was.

Nora: And what about all the pain that you've caused her in the meantime? What is that? Oh, collateral damage, right?

Clint: Just because Dorian's hobby is entitled "young girl with sad story," do I have to let her get away with everything including stealing my company?

Dorian: Now just a minute. I'm going to be honest here.

Starr: And she's not honest very often.

Langston: I -- I know that but --

Starr: Okay, I know I'm pregnant and hormonal and everything like that, but can we please skip the "buts"? And this is a happy thing, a good thing, Langston, and I think that we all need that right now. Right?

Dorian: Oh, you are so right, and you rock.

Layla: I haven't been laughing much myself.

Michael: Yeah. And then you saw me dance.

Layla: And you're a good dancer.

Michael: You are a horrible liar, but thank you for lying.

Layla: And thank you for the tequila.

Michael: No.

Layla: But thank you mainly for helping me to forget why I was so pissed off.

Michael: Same here.

Dorian: How lucky can I get? A full-grown, beautiful, intelligent daughter and no labor pains.

Starr: Okay, let's not talk about them. I guess we're like kind of like cousins now, right? We are cousins.

Langston: We are cousins. Yeah, I guess so, I mean -- what, should we start dressing alike, or --

Starr: No, and that wouldn't be for a couple of months, anyway.

Langston: Joking, joking.

Roxy: You know, Charlie, believe it or not, I'm not a gal who likes to cry a lot. I mean, you know, I water up when I got my allergies in the middle of May and at the end of August, and, you know, I cry thinking about gas prices. But lately, I've been crying every night. That's what I do. I just -- I just stare at the ceiling and I'm crying. I just -- I miss Rex so much.

Charlie: Roxy, Roxy. Just look at Jared and me. There's always hope.

Roxy: That's right. There's always hope. I'm spending a lot of money on tissues.

Rex: So what's going on? You and Rox discussing the great books? Or are you hatching another plot?

Shane: I thought you were going to tell me about Dad, not steal my fries.

Gigi: I got to talk about stuff that's a little grown-up right now. Cut me some slack here.

Shane: You're going to talk to me about sex?

Gigi: Sex? No. No. That's not the only thing that's grown-up, you know?

Nora: Ah, yes, the irony of it all, isn't it? For once in her life, Dorian has done something completely decent. I mean, totally selfless, and it makes her even more vulnerable to you.

Clint: Would you consider keeping your opinions to yourself?

Nora: Eh, apparently not.

Rex: I'm sorry how I treated you.

Roxy: That's okay. I got a real tough hide. It's water under the fridge.

Rex: Right.

Nora: Your concern for Langston, heartwarming.

Clint: She's not going to lose Dorian. We just have to make Dorian think that she could lose Langston.

Nora: You can justify anything, can't you?

Clint: And you can belittle anything.

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