OLTL Best Lines Friday 8/15/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Friday 8/15/08


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Pres. Nixon: I have the highest honor of accepting your nomination as president --

Gigi: [As Emma] I would definitely not buy a used car from that man.

Dallas: [As Renee] Ugh, I don't know what's scarier -- I mean, the G.O.P. nominating tricky Dick for president or those California folks voting for some B-movie actor as governor.

Matthew: Yes, yes. Bite the curb. Bite it. Yes, kiss the floor. Done. Adios, buddy.

Cole: Listen, the truth is, I let you win.

Matthew: Oh, yeah, that's why you were sweating and cursing the whole game, right?

Cole: I was just trying to be nice to the little incoming freshman. But let me tell you something -- once school starts, the honeymoon's over.

Matthew: Oh, I'm so scared.

Cole: Nothing but nonstop swirlies from day one.

Matthew: Swirlies? They don't really do that. Do they?

Cole: You'll find out.

Emma: Well, candles, matches. We got everything we need here at the Buchanan ranch.

Moe: [As Jeremiah] Except a vengeful God. See what happens when Nixon gets the nomination?

Renee: The whole place is going to go to the dogs.

Jeremiah: Mm-hmm.

Rex: Don't argue with me. Okay, you need to get back before you change history. Maybe you already have.

Prof. Fina: Oh, now, you know, that's true, but in this particular case, what I'm trying to say is --

Rex: How -- how do you know? The Russians could be taking over as we speak. Okay, this is, like, 20 episodes of "Star Trek."

Prof. Fina: Oh, is that show still on? I love that show.

Starr: I get your point of view. The whole world revolves around you. It's all about what you feel, right? And what's good for you? We're all just extras in your little movie. How am I doing, Dad?

Todd: You've got a pretty smart mouth on you.

Starr: I'm 16, knocked up, and I've had great role models growing up.

Delphina: I honestly don't know.

Bo: Well, you're a psychic, aren't you? Aren't you supposed to know everything?

Delphina: Well, I know you're wearing blue boxers, but about Rex, I don't know. I can't say. I know he's not here.

Blair: I just need to check in with Shaun and the kids and then I'll be right over. Can I bring anything?

John: I already got handcuffs.

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