OLTL Best Lines Monday 8/11/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 8/11/08


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Antonio: I know it's hard to believe, but the mayor actually made a good decision.

John: Oh, it's like you said. He's just covering his ass because he fired the best commissioner we ever had. He replaced him with a homicidal maniac.

Brody: Is that yours?

Blair: Sexy, huh?

Brody: It would be on you.

Blair: Yeah, that's sweet of you to say, but actually I think it's a little too wide for me and just a little bit hideous.

Clint: Let's not overreact. I just know that he's licking his wounds down at the ranch.

Nora: He can't pick up a phone when he's licking or send an e-mail or something?

Sarah: Cristian is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Tina: He's not too bad to look at, either.

Sarah: Really? I hadn't noticed.

Brody: Oh, come on. It's a day later and you're still carrying that thing around? It's driving you crazy. Call a spade a spade.

Blair: I'd like to call Todd and his little new girlfriend a lot worse than that.

Tina: Well, you see, there was this little, you know, incident in Mendorra when we thought we were going to die.

Sarah: An incident?

Tina: Yeah, uh -- well, Cain turned to me and said, "I love you, Tina." What a phony he is, right?

Sarah: And you said?

Tina: And I sort of said, "I love you, too... Cord."

Sarah: Whoa.

Tina: Yeah. I know.

Todd: Bounce.

Marty: Bounce?

Todd: Yes, that is slang. That's what the kids say now. Starr says it all the time.

Marty: Oh, my goodness. Something else I got to relearn.

Tess: [As Jessica] So do you want the job? Do you want some money? Do you want to preserve your little reputation with all the bored, rich women in Llanview?

Leo: Okay, yeah -- ow, ow. Okay, you're going to break my finger. Ow. Ooh, I'm sorry I misread you.

Tina: Look, it does not mean that I'm still pining away for your father.

Sarah: So what does it mean?

Tina: That I'm a ditz. What? Look, what do you want me to say, that your father is the love of my life?

Sarah: Was he?

Tina: Of course he was.

Jessica: Damn it.

Leo: Who's that?

Jessica: It's my ex-husband. He's a total pain in the ass.

Sarah: So just call him, Mom. What have you got to lose?

Tina: My dignity. My self-respect.

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