OLTL Best Lines Thursday 5/22/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Thursday 5/22/08


Provided By Michelle

Natalie: Okay. Okay, Whiskey. Okay, I will take this gag out of your mouth, but if you even think about screaming, I will muck you up.

David: [Muffled] Okay.

Natalie: Hmm.

[David groans]

David: That's the second -- ah! You know what trait I find most attractive in a woman? The ability to lie effortlessly, which makes you smoking-hot.

Natalie: David, I am nothing like you. I do not enjoy deceiving those I care about, although you -- well, you only care about yourself.

David: Why does half this town forget that I gave half my liver to your half-sister? You know, what is your lovely mother going to think when she finds out that you've got me hogtied in a stall with Old Whiskey here?

Natalie: She'll feel sorry for the horse.

David: Viki's going to be awfully disappointed in you when she finds out what you were willing to do for lust.

Natalie: I am doing this for her, you moron.

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