One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 5/19/08

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David: Jared, you gotta do something about this. Where is all the champagne? Is it on ice?

Jared: You're going to have to ask Nora.

David: She's not here. Why is my life so difficult? You know, I would have thought after Asa went to the wild blue yonder, you guys would have stocked this place with something more than bourbon. I mean, bourbon and caviar? Bourbon and foie gras? Nobody has it worse than me.

Jared: Shouldn't you be getting dressed?

David: Believe me, this is a concession.

Jared: I don't think they're going to let you into church that way.

David: Oh, no, I considered the church. The wine's free, but the pay scale? Oh, no, you're talking about Adriana's wedding, aren't you? Do you happen to know where the reception is?

Jared: Sorry.

David: Dorian can always be counted on for a full bar. Is it still considered tacky to skip the ceremony and go straight to the buffet?

Jared: Are you worried about being tacky?

David: It's not my fault that Clint’s got bad taste.

Jared: Won't Dorian be expecting you?

David: Dorian and I have been down that aisle before. She's not expecting me.

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