OLTL Best Lines Monday 4/21/08

One Life to Live Best Lines Monday 4/21/08


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Rex: This better be a real emergency.

Roxy: You want your groomsmen to be standing by the altar buck-naked? You better sign for the tuxes.

Rex: This couldn't wait till morning?

Roxy: Do you think that you and Adriana are the only lovey-doveys that are getting married in Llanview on that particular day? Some riffraff is going to snag all your monkey suits if you don't sign this pronto -- like tonight.

Rex: They're not the only outfit in town.

Roxy: Well, they're the only outfit that has light-up cummerbunds.

Rex: Tell me you -- you didn't take money --

[Roxy laughs]

Rex: And buy light-up cummerbunds!

Roxy: I'm kidding, kidding, kidding -- I got you. All right, look, I know you're in a hurry because Adriana came back from gay Paris.

Rex: I -- I was working, Roxy, and I'm wasting Gigi's time, too.

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