Best and Worst

Today's OLTL  Monday 8/6/01

Best and Worst by Boo


"So we can forget about her little side show and get back to the main attraction?" 
"I swear, if that man has managed to harass you from the grave, I swear I will dig his body up and drive a stake through his heart."
 "Jessie, is there a problem?" 
"You get Max in bed and smile at the camera."
 "He's gonna have to crawl out of the grave and ring the damn door bell." 
"Introductions are a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it." 
"That's a novel opening." 
"This is not some kind of cosmic retribution."
 "Colin McGuyver had to die in order to do the first good dead of his life." 
"A message from a dead guy? That'll definitely mess up anybody's day." 
"You know, I screwed up when I let myself want the baby to be mine."


 "So have you amigo."
 "Well, you're the expert on wills." 
"What's happening is that I know all of your tricks."