Today's OLTL  Monday 8/6/01

Best and Worst by Boo

Best:

"So we can forget about her little side show and get back to the main attraction?" 
"I swear, if that man has managed to harass you from the grave, I swear I will dig his body up and drive a stake through his heart."
 "Jessie, is there a problem?" 
"You get Max in bed and smile at the camera."
 "He's gonna have to crawl out of the grave and ring the damn door bell." 
"Introductions are a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it." 
"That's a novel opening." 
"This is not some kind of cosmic retribution."
 "Colin McGuyver had to die in order to do the first good dead of his life." 
"A message from a dead guy? That'll definitely mess up anybody's day." 
"You know, I screwed up when I let myself want the baby to be mine."

 Worst:

 "So have you amigo."
 "Well, you're the expert on wills." 
"What's happening is that I know all of your tricks."