Best:

Leather and silk ribbons.
"Obviously, you've forgotten how to be silent."
"This is like a bad horror movie."
"Well, that's certainly another way to go."
"People do this kind of stuff everyday."
"Some people like a taste of pain with their pleasure."
"Six years, five months, twenty-four days, seven hours, thirteen minutes."
"I think teaming up with Al would be fun."
"The tabloids will cover it for months."
"Excuse me while I finish planning my own murder."

Worst:

"Nice to see you too Bo."
"My daughter is holding a gun to her head, and you're giving her the bullets."
"When we get thru with good ol' Max, he's gonna spend the rest of his life in prison, for murder."
"Nora murdered Colin and you forgive her. I get that."
"I've decided to forgive you, both of you."