Best:

"I didn't know what kind of jerk. Just the kind that doesn't call."
"Guide me spirits, show me the road to Roseanne's soul."
"Well, next time can you think before you speak?"
"You won't get rid of them, or me, until you tell what you know."
"Lindsay, shut up!"
"No Lindsay, you're not misunderstood. You're just bad."
"Mathew needs his father, and so do I."
"One acquittal, coming up."

Worst:

"Why are you hurting me like this?"
"Maybe Hank's right."
"Delay means disaster. I know. I've already seen it."