Guiding Light Best Lines Thursday 9/10/09

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Lizzie: Hey, Reva, I am at Cedars waiting for my dad and granddad to get out of surgery.

Reva: Oh my God.

Lizzie: No, no, no, no. It's good. My granddad volunteered to do this procedure so hopefully he can save my father's life.

Reva: Alan volunteered for that?

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Rafe: You know are you in trouble, right?

Ashlee: Why is that?

Rafe: Because you have to find another member for your club.

Ashlee: What club?

Rafe: The my-mom-is-gay-and-I-just-found-out-about-it club.

Ashlee: I guess I'm going to have to teach Natalia’s new baby a secret handshake.

Rafe: Imagine it.

Ashlee: You know, we really-- we really should set up our moms.

Rafe: My mom already has somebody she likes. Olivia.

Ashlee: Olivia.

Rafe: Olivia.

Ashlee: Wow, does Olivia like her back?

Rafe: Oh yeah.

Ashlee: Hmmmm, Olivia. I mean that works. They seem like they would be a great couple.

Rafe: Oh, shut up. No.

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Phillip: Hope you didn't take out any extra insurance on me because it looks like I may be here for a while.

Beth: Darn, there goes that house in Hawaii. You look okay.

Phillip: You look okay.

Beth: Thank God, thank God. And Alan.

Phillip: And Ed, he delivered on something that wasn't supposed to be possible.

Beth: Yeah, well, Rick is out there recounting every moment of the surgery as if he performed it himself.

Phillip: His first successful procedure.

Beth: Oh, he's laughing. I was so afraid I would never hear you laugh again.

Phillip: I was afraid I wasn't going to get to look in your eyes again.

Beth: You're stuck with me.

Phillip: Who are you again? ( Laughter )

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