Guiding Light Best Lines Thursday 6/25/09

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Lizzie: So... when are you going to tell our moms that they can't plan our wedding?

Bill: Okay, I'm not going to do that. Uh-uh. You are.

Lizzie: I don't dare tell Vanessa. I saw the look in her eye that day. I'm not telling her.

Bill: All right, all right, but look, she's not going to give you that look of disappointment and disapproval that she gives to me. She loves you.

Lizzie: Fine. I'll tell her, you tell my mom.

Cyrus: You're not really thinking they're down there, do you?

Remy: Well, where do you think things go when you flush them? It doesn't matter what you put down there, it all ends up... here.

Cyrus: Only a cop would have three-quarters of a million, right there in his hand, and just toss them down the drain.

Remy: Only a criminal would get himself in a situation where he might get killed over some little rocks.

Cyrus: Why did... why did you flush them without talking to me?

Remy: Why didn't you tell me you needed them?

Cyrus: Why didn't you tell me you had them?

Remy: So, what are we going to do, man?

Remy: You're crazy, I'm not going in there.

Cyrus: Oh, yes you are.

Remy: I don't need the diamonds, man. Let them stay in there.

Cyrus: If they stay in there, I die.

Remy: If you go in there, you might die.

Cyrus: Yeah.

Remy: I guess... I guess it just depends on how much your life is worth to you.

Cyrus: Listen, we wouldn't even be here if you hadn't stolen the diamonds and then flushed them down the toilet.

Remy: You are lucky I am such a stand-up guy.

Cyrus: Yeah, well, if you weren't such a stand-up guy, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Mel: Unbelievable. What a moron.

Beth: (Laughs) I'm sorry. I'm sorry, was that Rick telling you that you didn't have to worry about being hostess for the barbecue?

Mel: Yeah. You, too?

Beth: He called me just a little while ago.

Mel: No! (Laughter) I can't take it.

Both: What were we thinking? (Laughter) Oh, my God. Oh, Rick, thank you. I needed that laugh.

Cyrus: Hi, it's nice to see you again.

Mel: Right, um... well, actually, I... I'm glad that I ran into you because I'm going to the Bauer barbecue and I'm going to bring a cake. And I was wondering if you and Christina wanted to ride with me and Leah.

Remy: That'd be great, Mel.

Mel: Okay. And you know what? If you want to come, you can because I have a minivan.

Cyrus: Wow, great. Well, I don't know if I'm going to be around on the fourth, but...

Mel: Okay, well... well, you can just tell Remy.

Cyrus: Sure.

Mel: All right. See you later. Nice to see you.

Cyrus: Yeah, you, too. Your sister's a beautiful woman.

Remy: Yeah, I'm sure you made a long-lasting impression.

Cyrus: Doesn't matter anyway. I'll be dead before I get a chance to do anything about it.

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