Guiding Light Best Lines Friday 5/29/09

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Lizzie: Four, four showers in 24 hours. And I can still feel the jail slime all over my body.

Bill: Lizzie, we were in the holding cell for three hours. Thankfully it was only three hours because Phillip bailed us out. So that was nice.

Lizzie: Yeah, but it was still jail.

Bill: Yes. Was that your first time?

Lizzie: I do not make a habit of getting arrested, thank you very much.

Bill: Well, now you are a real Spaulding.

Lizzie: Okay, that's just mean.  

Reva: Hi, baby. Hi, baby.

Marina: I didn't think I'd be able to convince Mel to let me take him. I had to sneak in through the back door.

Reva: Oh, it feels so good to hold him.

Marina: You only have a couple minutes. Shayne's outside arguing with Mallet so...

Reva: That's my boy.

Marina: Yeah, well, and the other one's mine and knowing both of them as long as I have, I know they're going to wear themselves out eventually. So you have to be quick.  

James: So do I get to plan the bachelor party?

Lizzie: No, no.

Bill: Well, that depends, do you know what goes on at a bachelor party?

Lizzie: He's my little brother.

Bill: I know. I know that. Seriously, do you know what goes on at a bachelor party?

Lizzie: He does not know what goes on at bachelor parties. Do you?

James: No.

Lizzie: Good.

Bill: Fine, I'll just have my dad handle the whole thing, so...

Lizzie: You know I just would like to say that you are not going to be having strippers at your bachelor party.  

Josh: Then maybe you should set that aside for a while and think about something you can do for your grandmother.

Daisy: I could bake her a cake with a file in it.

Josh: You are Reva’s granddaughter, aren't you?

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