Guiding Light Best Lines Thursday 5/21/09

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Mallet: Well, the problem is I have a hard time sleeping because I got Edmund on the brain so it doesn't matter whether I'm awake or sleeping, I'm tossing and turning, it's all about Edmund. It's just... this case can spin into so many different directions, I just want to be on top of it.

Marina: Well, why don't you start out with Edmund's friends? That shouldn't be hard.

Mallet: ( Laughs )

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Alan: Good morning. Where's your son?

Phillip: I don't know where he is, why?

Alan: Bruno informs me that I'm missing a car from the garage.

Phillip: Which one?

Alan: The one that will bring the most cash.

Phillip: Why would James steal your car?

Alan: I have no idea. I did see him ogling it the other day. He's also been hanging around with that young criminal, Daisy Lemay, who can probably hot wire anything on four wheels, which makes my point. You have got to stop indulging James and Elizabeth about this ridiculous wedding plan of hers.

Phillip: What's ridiculous about her wedding?

Alan: For starters, her groom.

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Lizzie: Wow! So... you're really serious. Are you... you want be my wedding planner.

Ashlee: Yeah! I have been...

Lizzie: Okay.

Ashlee: ...So depressed since they cut my hours back at WSPR, and I know that I haven't done this before. I understand that, but, I mean, how hard can it be. The first thing that you have to do is you have to set a date. So I was thinking the fourth of July.

Bill: Fourth of July? Why?

Ashlee: Well, work with me. The fourth of July, so fourth of July-- independence, fireworks, you know, of all of the colors could be red, white and blue like flowers and gifts and we could have hot dogs and you, you could dress up like Uncle Sam. And Lizzie, you could be like the Statue of Liberty and instead of a bouquet you could have sparklers. How do we... how do we like that? And then, and then, I figure that after that, and then little shorts and we could say things like give me your poor... I'm not very good at this, am I?

Bill: No, no, no. Look, it's not that at all. You know what it's like, it's almost like you're too good at it, right.

Ashlee: You guys are firing me, aren't you?

Lizzie: No, no. No, you know, why don't we just think of it like we never hired you.

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