Guiding Light Best Lines Friday 4/3/09

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Jeffrey: And what do you want to do now?

Reva: Just hold him forever. Just hold on to him. I mean, do you have any plans for the rest of your life?

Jeffrey: Well, there is one thing that I need to do, okay? So just give me one second.

Reva: Okay.

Jeffrey: I have a son, everybody! I have a son! Oh, yeah, what's his name?

Reva: Um, damned if I know. ( Laughs )

Judge: The plaintiff may step down. Now will the defendant please rise? I should have kept my tee time.

Mel: The defendant would like to speak on her own behalf.

Dinah: Oh, actually, your Honor, I have some character witnesses that are willing to speak on my behalf.

Judge: The three of you are here to testify for Ms. Marler?

Mallet: Not me, your Honor. I'm just here as a spectator.

Judge: Well, you should be thoroughly entertained. Which one of you would like to come first?

Remy: I'll go.

Judge: Come on, then.

Remy: Hi, sis.

Judge: It just gets better and better.

Colin: Reva, we've been in this fight, this dance, together from the beginning. And from the first day we met, when you came into my office, took your first exam, I've taken your fight to heart.

Reva: I know, I know. And I appreciate it, but it's still my fight. So I really... I need you to go.

Colin: You once said to me that I was an incurable workaholic. And then you taught me how to live. Well, like it or not, I'm going to return the favor. So I will be back.

Jack: So can I buy you ladies a round?

Ashlee: No, thanks. We're okay. We can buy our own drinks.

Jack: I don't know. I mean, three hot girls like yourselves, out on your own...

Christina: Actually, we're together.

Jack: Yeah, but you got no men. Listen, my friends and I were wondering if we could show you a good time, since you're all alone.

Remy: They're not alone.

Jack: Hey, get lost, pal. I saw them first.

Christina: Actually, you didn’t. He's my husband.

Jack: Sorry, dude. No disrespect.

Ashlee: Thanks, Remy.

Remy: So what are you doing here?

Christina: What are you doing here?

Ashlee: God, guys, you really are married.

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