Guiding Light Best Lines Thursday 4/2/09

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Jeffrey: Are you scared?

Reva: Yeah, I'm scared.

Jeffrey: I'm scared! We'd be fools not to be scared, Reva. But you know what? When we went into this, we knew that it was going to be a lot. And we looked at each other, and we decided we wanted to have this baby, and now here he is. We're scared today. We're going to be scared tomorrow. We're going to be scared his first day of school. We're going to be scared when he goes off to college. But you taught me about being a parent, and you never pretended that it was anything except scary and frightening, okay? But we're going to do this. We're going to do this together, all right?

Reva: Yeah, I know. I guess I'm just scared because, you know, while he's in here he's protected, but once he gets out there, it's just...

Jeffrey: Reva, Reva...

Reva: I just want to know that we can do everything we need to do for him. Jeffrey.

Jeffrey: Reva. You made me realize that I'm ready to be a parent to this child. And that was no easy task. Reva, you've cheated death, okay? You're Reva Shayne, for God's sake!

Jeffrey: Did you give her the epidural?

Doctor: There wasn't time. She... your wife's fully dilated.

Edmund: I think that means the baby's going to come.

Reva: Ah! Ah! What are you doing? You're missing all the fun! Uh!

Jeffrey: Well, I had some very important work to do. I texted the whole town, Reva. They're on their way!

Doctor: The baby's getting close.

Reva: Close? Close? Why couldn't it have just saved us all the trouble and been born in a cabin, or, I don't know, in an elevator like all the other babies in this town?

Jeffrey: All right, just... just breathe, okay? Breathe in, and then... well, then breathe out.

Reva: You don't know what you're doing. What are you doing? What are you talking about?

Jeffrey: I'm coaching you!

Reva: You're not coaching me. You don't know what you're doing!

Jeffrey: I went to the classes.

Reva: You're clueless. You passed out in the classes.

Jeffrey: Okay, well, then I saw it in the movies. It's breathing! How hard can it be? Breathe.

Mallet: Hmm! Henry's sleeping while we're awake. ( Cell phone rings ) Sh! Shh.

Marina: Oh!

Mallet: What?

Marina: It's a text message from Jeffrey. Reva's in labor.

Mallet: Wow. Wow. Well, at least we won't be the only ones in Springfield not having sex anymore.

Doctor: Why don't you come down here and take a look at your son?

Reva: ( Moaning )

Jeffrey: Is that his head?

Doctor: That's his head.

Jeffrey: Oh, my God! That's his head!

Doctor: He's crowning. One more good push.

Jeffrey: Oh, my God, Reva! That’s... that's our son! It's our baby. It's a little person! It's my little person!

Reva: It's my little person!

Jeffrey: ( Laughing )

Reva: ( Screaming )

Matt: You okay?

Josh: Yes.

Matt: Okay.

Josh: I'm fine. I've had a lot of time to think about this, and, I mean, you know, I love Reva, and of course I love being a dad, but I also like this place that I'm in right now. I'm not responsible for anybody but me, and my time is my own, and I've never had that before, ever.

Matt: Sounds miserable.

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