Guiding Light Best Lines Tuesday 3/17/09

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Mallet: Who knew that something so small could poop so much? This is my third load today.

Frank: I don't know. If you think poop is bad, wait till they turn 16 and start causing trouble.

Marina: Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't you listen to him. Don't you listen to him. You're not going to give us any trouble, are you?

Frank: Keep dreaming. Keep dreaming.

Phillip: Your ordeal? Yeah, hmm. Well, you know, actually I think she has probably been through a little bit more than you have lately.

Alan: Yes, but that's changed, now that Grady is out of the picture. I can't wait to tell her-- tell her the good news.

Phillip: Before or after you tell her that you framed Bill for her kidnapping? You didn't want Lizzie with Bill, so you had him framed, made her doubt him, so she would have only you.

Alan: Let me tell you something, son. Elizabeth had her own doubts about Bill Lewis.

Phillip: Right. But you made sure that she would continue to doubt him.

Alan: Who told you this, Grady? How much does Elizabeth know about this?

Phillip: All she knows about is Grady.

Alan: Hmm.

Phillip: So here's what's going to happen. You're going to stop manipulating her, and you're going to let her live her own life.

Alan: Or you're going to tell her about me, huh?

Phillip: Don't give me a reason to.

Josh: Did you go after her?

Shayne: No. No, I did not. Trust me, she didn't want me to, either.

Josh: Shayne, okay, look, they all want you to go after them, okay?

Shayne: No.

Josh: No, no, no. You have to do this. You have to go find her right now. See, women-- there are no rules with women. Actually, no, that's not true. There are rules, but they make them and they break them whenever they feel like it. And Dinah, she's not going to make it easy for you, son.

Shayne: Not for nothing. I gave her a hard time about the whole thing on top of it.

Josh: The tough ones are usually worth it.

Shayne: Doesn't Mom have that on a coffee mug or something in the house?

Josh: Mm-hmm. Who do you think gave it to her?

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