Guiding Light Best Lines Monday 2/9/09

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Rick: This is... this is so sick, even for you.

Alan: I assure you this invitation is real. As real as my love for Beth-- and vice versa.

Rick: I thought all these delusions stopped after your brain surgery.

Alan: Every couple has their ups and downs, Rick. I mean, and... but Beth came back to me devoted more than ever.

Rick: Oh, and what inspired that devotion? Did you take Peyton and just dangle her out the window?

Alan: I realize this is sudden, but Beth is impulsive. You know that. One moment she wants chili dogs, the next she remembers how much she likes caviar.

Rick: This has got you written all over it, Alan.

Alan: As if I could force Beth it do anything!

Rick: What's the matter, Alan? Were you the last person to actually find out? Don't you hear everybody in this town laughing behind your back?

Alan: Let them laugh, but I will laugh last.

Rick: Really? Well, Coop and Beth make a very nice couple. I had my doubts at first, but I'd much rather have her with him than you.

Alan: I take that as a "no" to being my best man.

Rick: Oh, no, no, Alan. As a matter of fact, I'm going to be there, because Beth needs her best friend. Someone who can actually talk her into leaving you at the altar. I'm going. I'll see you there.

Alan: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Just the man I want to see, Rick.

Rick: Uh... oh, joy. What joy. Listen, just take a couple aspirin and call me in the morning. Better yet, forget the aspirin and have the headache.

Alan: It's not a medical issue. As a matter of fact, it's a cause for celebration!

Rick: A celebration for you? Where’s... where's the camera around here to catch me laughing in your pathetic face?

Alan: Beth and I are getting married today, and I want you to be my best man!

Lizzie: Is this some kind of joke? Hello? What's going on?

Beth: I think you should be happy. I finally came to my senses.

Lizzie: What? About Coop? What about all that stuff you said? How he made your life so much better? How you felt like you could be free to be yourself, or whatever you said?

Beth: I was selfish. Self indulgent. Thank God I realized in time. I mean, Alan means more to me than any meaningless fling. More than some silly courses at law school. This is what I want; this is where I belong.

Lizzie: Granddad found out about you and Coop, huh?

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