Guiding Light Best Lines Friday 2/6/09

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Buzz: Don't do it.

Coop: What?

Buzz: Alan has guards. He has big, tough guards. And he has gates, big, steel gates, and weapons.

Coop: Dad, give me a break. I'm not going to break down the door or the gate, and then run in there and carry Beth off. That's not what I'm planning.

Buzz: All right.

Coop: I plan on sneaking in there, grabbing Beth, and getting out of there before Alan even knows what is going on, which is why I need you to create diversion for me.

Buzz: Absolutely not.  

Dinah: I'm not going to let what I put into you just turn into some self-destruction, so...

Shayne: I don't understand, because screwed up guys like me are a real catch. Hold on tight.

Dinah: (Laughing) Don't get crazy.

Shayne: Nope.

Dinah: But you do have potential.

Shayne: No.

Dinah: Uh-huh.

Shayne: I'm a challenge.

Dinah: Yes, you are.

Shayne: You better be careful with that. Every dysfunctional, no-reason- to-live guy around is going to be beating a path to your door.  

Woman: Okay, today we are going to go over the importance of breathing during labor, so let's all get on our mats and get comfortable.

Reva: Easy for her to say, she can still see her toes. You're not very good at this.

Jeffrey: Yeah.

Woman: Do you need any help?

Reva: Thank you. (Laughing)

Woman: You folks need a breather?

Jeffrey: No. We've got it. I don't think we need our walkers, either, do we?  

Jeffrey: Okay. I did not faint, okay? I was just resting my eyes.

Reva: Of course you were. My super-spy tough guy, taken out by an itty-bitty baby's birth.

Jeffrey: Okay, that was not the miracle... the happy miracle of birth that we were watching. That was... that was like a car accident. I can still hear the screams. Is this really what we're headed for? Because I think enemy torture would be better for you.

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