Guiding Light Best Lines Tuesday 1/13/09

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Natalia: Olivia?

Olivia: I cry, okay? I'm not made of stone.

Natalia: I know. I promise I won't tell anyone.

Olivia: Oh.

Natalia: You deserve it, Mom! (Laughter)

Christina: I'm Christina. I'm a trainer here.

Dinah: Oh, hi. I've actually seen you around with Remy. I should be thanking you. He's got a beautiful body.

Christina: Oh, I didn't know that you two were...

Dinah: Roommates. We used to live together-- I mean, just as friends.

Christina: Oh, yeah. I mean, we're friends, too. I don't mean to be personal, but who's the lucky guy? I mean, a body like that isn't just for a mirror.

Dinah: You're sweet. Well, I am waiting for someone to appreciate me for exactly who and what I am-- me.

Remy: So what? What, you're going to spare yourself the disappointment by not trying?

Christina: Something like that.

Remy: No. Hell, no. No wife of mine is a quitter.

Christina: It's a good thing we're getting a divorce then.

Remy: Actually, those papers you signed, you signed the wrong ones.

Christina: No. I signed the ones that you put in front of me.

Remy: Very true. Very true. But I kind of switched the divorce papers with the financial aid papers. You know, the one that stipulates you have to be married?

Christina: Are you kidding me? What were you thinking?

Remy: Well, sometimes I get a little crazy. I just thought you could use the money, which means you have to stay married to me a little bit longer, huh? And it means you have to take those tests.

Christina: So you get me to sign financial aid papers when I think that I'm signing divorce papers?

Remy: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Christina: What were you thinking?

Remy: I was thinking you could use the money, so when you pass the test, you can go to med school. Okay? I don't want a deadbeat wife. So let's go take those tests.

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