Guiding Light Best Lines Monday 10/13/08

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Cyrus: No, we're friends.

Cassie: We're... we're not even really friends. We're more like employer and employee.

Cyrus: Right, well... yeah. Like that.

R.J.: You made him cookies.

Cassie: I made us cookies. I gave him the extras.

Cyrus: You want one?

Cassie: You know what? There are warm ones inside... as a reward, for all the great yard work you did.

R.J.: So, if he works for you, then why do I have to do yard work?

Cassie: Hmm. Do you... do you live here?

R.J.: Yeah.

Cassie: Yeah. Well, everyone who lives here actually gets assigned chores, so... would you rather vacuum?

R.J.: No.

Cassie: No? I didn't think so. It's also kind of how you get your allowance, by the way.

R.J.: Oh!

Cassie: Yeah!

R.J.: Okay. ( Laughs )

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Olivia: This isn't about me. You're crying over Gus' heart. I'm just the freezer keeping your husband's heart on ice.

Natalia: Oh, no, stop it.

Olivia: Don't you think his heart means a little more to me than it does to you? After all, it's the only thing keeping me alive right now, though it's not doing a very good job.

Natalia: Olivia...

Olivia: But that's my fault, too, isn't it? That's my fault, because I haven't taken very good care of myself. I haven't taken very good... and I didn't appreciate it when you offered it to me. When did you decide that I was good enough for it, Natalia?

Natalia: Oh, will you please stop?

Olivia: You stop it! Because you don't give a damn about me. Staying over there at that hospital, that was all about you. "Dr. Rick, what's the verdict on the heart?" I bet you would rather me risk my life then to get a new heart, because it was never really mine to begin with, was it?

Natalia: That's not true...

Olivia: But I can't really blame you for that, because you know what? You're dead husband's heart is all you've got, Natalia, because your poor, fugitive son is off in jail somewhere for who knows how long. And all you can do is find something new to obsess over to pass the time.

Natalia: Was it worth it? Making yourself sicker, so you could tell me off? And you're absolutely right. Why on earth would I care about you? Why would anyone, when you treat people the way you do?

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Reva: Yeah, well, it's not like I was dancing on the table again.

Jeffrey: Again?

Reva: Well... that's a long story... time.

Jeffrey: Would you like to dance on the table? Right now?

Reva: I'm hormonal, so if this is some kind of a test...

Jeffrey: Listen, because if you do, I'm going to get right up here with you, okay? But I'm going to hold onto you so you don't fall-- not just because you're pregnant, but because, quite frankly, sometimes you're a little clumsy!

Reva: ( Sobs )

Jeffrey: Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Listen. We're not going to change who we are just because we're having a baby. We're just going to play it a little safer from now on, okay?

Reva: ( Sobs )

Jeffrey: And you know, at our age, I think that's a good idea.

Reva: ( Sobs )

Jeffrey: Oh, what... what... what did I say? You're not clumsy, I was just kidding, okay? And we're not old. I mean, compared to a baby we're old, but we're not generally speaking...

Reva: Oh, God! We're having a baby! ( Sobs )

Jeffrey: It's all right. We're having a baby.

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Jeffrey: I'm going to delegate, okay? It'll be a new one for me, but I can delegate some of my caseload to the ADAs. I'll spend some time checking up on them, and that will give me plenty of time to be home... be home and take care of you, okay?

Reva: What are you talking about?

Jeffrey: I don't know.

Reva: You can't do that. You can't, because we'd drive each other nuts. And then baby would be born with two insane parents.

Jeffrey: Reva, I just thought that's, you know, what you want.

Reva: No, don't think! You can't think! This is not about you. It's not. You can't even think that it's about you. It's about me. It's not your fault.

Jeffrey: Thank God for that.