Guiding Light  Best Lines Thursday 4/24/08

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Daisy: What? What is your problem? I'm trying to make us some money... unless, did you win the lottery? Can you pay for the gas and the electric and the cable? Or the mortgage?

Cyrus: Daisy...

Daisy: No. I suggest you let me get back to work.

Cyrus: It would hurt you to listen.

Daisy: What, are you an expert on fake I.D.’s now?

Cyrus: No. I'm an expert at not getting caught at things.

Daisy: ( Laughs ) Says the ex-convict.

Cyrus: Move your operation somewhere a little less high-profile. You... you're selling in a wide-open space. What happens if your Uncle Frank walks in or something?

Daisy: See, that's the thing, Cy. No one suspects me. But you, you on the other hand, you have jailbird written all over you. So I'm going to relocate because you're bad for business.

Olivia: Thanks. This is very anticlimactic, you know.Know.Know. Most of my marriages end in death threats or adultery. You're the first husband I didn't have to fight with, cheat on or generally despise with every bone in my body.

Jeffrey: Well, I'll take that as a compliment.

Olivia: You should. Because there was a time where I despised you with every bone in my body. Every muscle, too.

Jeffrey: Hmm. Well, you know, this is the first divorce I've ever been through, so you're ruining everything for any future Mrs. O’Neill’s that are out there.

Olivia: ( Laughs ) That reminds me, I get to have at least half of your earnings from the past two weeks, so come on.

Jeffrey: Yeah. Well, I work for the state, so I think that 50 bucks should about cover it.

Olivia: Uh-uh. And, actually, you know, I have to be honest with you. There was a time when I would have taken these papers and torn them up and told you that I filed them, and shown up a year later, maybe, you know, snuck into your bedroom, booted Reva out and thrown the papers in her face.

Jeffrey: Are you going to do any of those things? Because right now I think Reva could probably take you.

Olivia: No. I... I wasn't going to make this easy for you, and then I couldn't figure out a reason to make it difficult. So here. Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours... or not.

Harley: Do you know how it felt for me, being back at work? Working Gus' cases, sitting in his car, sitting at his desk, it just felt right, Cyrus, and this just feels wrong.

Cyrus: Says who?

Harley: Just me. I don’t... I don't want to hurt you when I say this because it isn't your fault, but now, the way that things are, when I'm with you, I feel like I'm cheating on Gus.

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