Guiding Light Best Lines Tuesday 9/18/07
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Gus: Dad, the other night Harley got a call. She was on duty, and it was a trespassing call.
Alan: Oh, that's no problem. I'll just call the owner and have him cleared.
Gus: Well, no, actually you are the owner. (Sighs) Harley caught Daisy and Rafe down at the lake house, and they weren't exactly fishing for trout.
Alan: You mean to tell me that...
Gus: Yes. So I got... I've got to ask you a favor, okay? I don't want you to reward him. You know, don't be throwing him a sports car or a box of cigars or, you know, saying "Hey, what a virile great guy you are." You know, none of that.
Alan: Keys to the east wing.
Gus: What am I supposed to do with these?
Alan: Lock him up. We've got trouble, son.
Gus: We always have trouble when you call me son.
Alan: A Spaulding male is like a stallion. Once he leaves the gate...
Gus: You're kidding me with this speech, right?
Jeffrey: Well, you bailed the minute that Alan Spaulding made an appearance, so what did he say?
Reva: You know, you are one suspicious guy.
Jeffrey: Well, I get paid to be suspicious.
Reva: Yeah, well, you know what? I... I didn't want to tell anybody this but... they came.
Jeffrey: They came? Who came?
Reva: They came. They brought a very large pod and it was slimy, and then Alan burst out of it. Only it was a new Alan so I had to teach it how to smoke cigars and teach it to make threats, and they took the old, used-up Alan back to outer space with them.
Jeffrey: That's pretty good, actually.
Reva: Thank you.
Jeffrey: And actually, that story makes more sense than the other one you're trying to sell me.
Ashlee: You can think you know someone and then you don't and... so I don't think it's quite fair to say so-and-so doesn't deserve to be with so-and-so.
Alan: And the so-and-so in your life is Henry Bradshaw? Your mother doesn't think that he's in your league, does she?
Ashlee: Well, that's why we love Doris.
Alan: Well, she couldn't be more wrong, because I know what's inside of you. You're a very strong young lady.
Ashlee: Not always.
Alan: Yes. You have strength and courage, and if anyone tells you differently, ignore them.
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