Guiding Light  Best Lines Wednesday 9/5/07

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(Sound of gunfire from the television)

Alexandra: What on earth are you watching? Sounds like an old Spaulding boardroom battle.

Buzz: I am very honored to accept this very generous donation to my campaign from my dear friend, Alexandra Spaulding, and her new husband, Cyrus Foley. I think with donations like this, we'll be able to make Springfield a better town without screwing up the things we like about it.

Cyrus: Buzz, who writes your stuff?

Buzz: I used campaigning for dummies.

Cyrus: I have to pull off this score, first, which is going to be a little difficult with these handcuffs.

Marina: Handcuffs? You walked away from me.

Cyrus: I had to focus, and you were distracting me. Look, if you're not going to take these handcuffs off, I'm going to have to get you to scratch my back. Just listen.

Marina: I should have arrested you.

Cyrus: I haven't broken any laws.

Marina: There should be a law against being this much of an idiot.

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