Guiding Light  Best Lines Wednesday 8/29/07

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Billy: Oh, worse than that. She split town after I ran a general audit and found out that she had been scamming the company.

Reva: No! You and Josh counted on her for everything.

Billy: Oh, yeah, darling, she did everything, including processing you and Josh's divorce.

Reva: (Laughs) Oh, that's right. Oh, man! It's a good thing she processed and filed all of that stuff before she split town. She did, didn't she, Billy?

Billy: No, as a matter of fact, she didn’t. She was so busy skimming the profits from the company, that she didn't file anything for the last three months.

Reva: What are you telling me?

Billy: Well, technically, you and Josh are still married.

Reva: So?

Jeffrey: So I think I've been sleeping with a married woman.

Reva: A first for you, huh?

Reva: Jeffrey! What the hell are you doing here? (Thunder)

Jeffrey: Divine intervention. (Sound of thunder and rain) Well, I knew it. Came running to tell Josh you were still married, as soon as you could.

Reva: I didn't come running. I didn’t. I hesitated. And then I considered, and then I contemplated.

Jeffrey: Yeah, and then you got in the car and drove like a bat out of hell to get here.

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