Guiding Light  Best Lines Friday 5/18/07

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Cassie: Remember that movie where they tied the guy to a chair and they pulled out all his teeth? Yeah, they got the idea from him.

Jeffrey: Actually, you can keep your teeth, Norman. I just want to know if Alan paid you off?

Norm: Um...

Cassie: Shall I get the pliers?

Norm: Okay, okay. Yeah, Mr. Spaulding gave me some money and even offered to pay for med school.

Jeffrey: All you had to do was guarantee the paternity?

Norm: Well, it's just a little test. 50/50 shot that it's his anyway. What's the big deal?

Jeffrey: Well, the big deal, Norman, is now you're going to take the day off and someone else is going to be processing that test. I'm going to talk to your supervisor about how you're not feeling well.

Norm: But I've already taken a lot of sick days.

Cassie: You can tell them it's a dental emergency.

Rick: No, not very much. Can I share something with you?

Lizzie: Of course.

Rick: I waited a long time to be a father, and I always thought of myself... I wanted to be the kind of dad that was like a, you know, a scout leader, the father that was home all of the time with the kids, somebody who was involved. I didn't want to be like my-- like my own father. I mean, I love my dad, but he was a workaholic and he just didn't have any time for me. I didn't want that for my kids. I want to be present in their lives and have a legacy of being a good dad, and it just-- it just didn't work out that way.

Lizzie: Maybe it still will.

Rick: I don't have that time anymore. But I'll tell you what, if I had a chance to do it over again, I'd do a lot of things differently.

Lizzie: Okay. I can't-- I can't do this, Uncle Rick.

Rick: Do what?

Lizzie: You've got to go to Cedars right now.

Rick: Why?

Lizzie: Um, it's my mom, okay, she's getting...

Rick: Is everything okay?

Lizzie: ...She's getting some tests done, and my granddad doesn't want you there. And he asked me to try to distract you, you know, because the baby could be yours. And if it is, it's just...

Rick: Oh, my...

Lizzie: I think, I think that you're a great dad, but I think that you deserve to know the truth.

Rick: Lizzie, thank you for that.

Lizzie: I'm sorry.

Rick: No. Thank you for telling me the truth.

Lizzie: No, I mean-- because I was hoping that it would be my granddad's so I could spend more time with her.

Rick: Time? Lizzie, if this baby is mine, you'll have plenty-- you'll have no time because you'll be-- you'll be baby-sitting, you're be a godmother, you'll be changing poopy diapers...

Lizzie: Ooh.

Rick: What's wrong with poopy-- you sound just like Minnie saying that. Minnie never liked dirty things. You are going to come with me, right?

Lizzie: Yes.

Lizzie: I am. My mom just found out that she's having a girl.

Buzz: What?

Lizzie: I know. ( Laughs )

Buzz: That's amazing. That's amazing because I just saw her and she didn't mention that part.

Lizzie: Oh, well, I don't know, that granddad Cooper thing, she probably felt funny giving too much information. But I am so excited. I already love her so much. I'm going to have so much fun with my little girl.

Buzz: You mean your little sister?

Lizzie: Um, yeah, right.

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