Guiding Light  Best Lines Tuesday 5/15/07

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Reva: You know what? You've got to stop this.

Josh: What?

Reva: You can't do this anymore.

Josh: Okay, what?

Reva: Do you even know how unfair this is?

Josh: Unfair to who?

Reva: To me! I love Cassie. And you know how I feel about you. But I'm not going to be that person that you talk to about her. Nor am I going to be that person who she talks to about you.

Josh: Reva, I'm just saying that I'm concerned, that's all.

Reva: I... I don't know if that's true. I get the feeling that you're asking for my help with my sister, who you're sleeping with.

Josh: Reva...

Reva: I men, at least have the decency to feel... gosh, I don't know, awkward, to feel...

Josh: Guilty?

Reva: Yes.

Josh: Believe me, there's plenty of that.

Reva: I don't know. I don't know whether I believe that or not.

Josh: Well, I don't care. You can believe whatever you want, Reva, but the fact is I've been beating myself up since this relationship began, okay?

Dinah: You know, this is where daddy would want you to be, and we both know that you are high maintenance. So when you get high maintenance, I will call you out on it. That's what daddy would want, too.

Josh: You're family is fine. Beth and the baby are fine. The doctor just told me, which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for my family.

Alan: Oh, please. I'm so tired of you and Cassie blaming everything that happened to your family on me.

Josh: You press this, if you try to implicate Cassie in any way, I swear to you, I will make you pay for what happened to Tammy, finally. I don't care what I have to do. I don't care what evidence I have to fabricate, you will go down.

Alan: Officer. Beth is resting right now. But as to what happened, it seems that she slipped. It was nothing more than an accident. So I don't think the police need to get involved in this in any way, but I do appreciate your diligence.

Alexandra: Listen, I've been waiting here 30 minutes. This is the fifth time this month you have been late. You are the worst driver I have ever... you know, I could pick a chimp off the street and they'd be a better driver than you. Like... you, hey, you there?

Cyrus: Me?

Alexandra: You want a job?

Cyrus: Did I hear you say you were hiring?

Alexandra: Yes. I'm offering you a job as my chauffeur. Do you want it or not? I mean, hurry up and be quick because I'm just going to offer it to somebody else.

Cyrus: I've seen you before.

Alexandra: I'm sure you have, my dear. I'm Alexandra Spaulding.

Cyrus: Spaulding?

Alexandra: Yes, that Spaulding. Now, are you ready for an interview?

Cyrus: What, right here?

Alexandra: Why not? Look, can you be discreet?

Cyrus: Discretion is my specialty.

Alexandra: Can you be inconspicuous as well?

Cyrus: I can practically disappear.

Alexandra: Oh, good. Do you have a valid driver's license?

Cyrus: International. I also speak three languages, I'm a black belt, and I have a nose for the finer things.

Alexandra: Well, this job has a very generous salary and it has some benefits.

Cyrus: Good, I'm big on benefits.

Alexandra: So you are interested?

Cyrus: Very.

Alexandra: In the job?

Cyrus: That, too.

Alexandra: Excellent. Well, you're hired.

Ava: I'm not going to be using his pain. Do I want to go on a vacation with you? Yes, of course I do. What, did you think I was going to lie about it?

Coop: Actually, yeah, I did.

Ava: I know that you want to be friends, okay? And you know that I want more. I thought maybe you could use a little time away, study, you know, relax. I know that I could certainly use some time away, I mean, that's for sure. And even if it is just trying to get Alan-Michael off of my mind. If something happens with us great, and if it doesn't that's great, too.

Coop: It wouldn’t.

Ava: What's the big deal?

Coop: I don't trust you, Ava. I can't just blow off my job like you can. I didn't sleep with my boss to get mine.

Gus: Buzz didn't get married. Josh got out of jail. They hired somebody new at Company.

Daisy: Oh, yeah? Who is she?

Gus: I never said it was a she.

Daisy: I never said it was a he in Chicago.

Gus: You went to Chicago to go find my ex. And that's why she showed up.

Ashlee: Yes, fine, he's hot. But doesn't matter, anyway.

Daisy: Wait, why?

Ashlee: Because I'm his good friend Ashlee and Ava wants him back.

Daisy: So what?

Ashlee: I'm sorry. Have you seen her? Met her? A picture, even? No?

Daisy: Yeah, and so has Coop. Saw her, dated her, done with her.

Ashlee: Wait, how do you know?

Daisy: Well, I asked him before. He said it's over. They're just friends.

Ashlee: Yes.

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