Guiding Light Best Lines Tuesday 3/20/07
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Marina: You. What are you doing here?
Cyrus: Would you believe me if I told you I was the fire inspector?
Marina: That depends. Would you believe me if I told you this gun was loaded with paint balls?
Cyrus: Well, this is a new shirt. I don't think I'll take my chances.
Marina: Good idea.
Daisy: Yeah. Yeah, she throws me in jail, and then she forces me to get this job that pays nothing. I think I liked it better when she was a long-distance mom.
Reva: No, you dont. I like the outfit.
Daisy: Really? I think it's humiliating.
Reva: No, it's noble. Besides, you never know, you may pick up one of those hot young doctors around here.
Daisy: Oh, yeah, or I might just pick up some horrible infectious disease.
Reva: Now, there's the spirit.
Mallet: Okay, right. Okay, so tell me, Cletus-- I mean, Cyrus-- what are you doing here?
Cyrus: Well, can we get rid of these cuffs first?
Mallet: No, no, no. What is it you want from here?
Cyrus: Your girlfriend.
Cyrus: You're still arresting me?
Marina: I'm not.
Cyrus: Well, I can't be working here.
Marina: Why not?
Cyrus: Because I am... I was a felon.
Marina: Well, that's okay. We take all kinds. I'm going to need you to do a sweep of the place.
Cyrus: I suppose I could do that. I'll need some equipment to find the listening devices.
Marina: Oh. I've got your equipment. Janitor quit last week. You said you wanted a job, and you wanted to clean up your life?
Cyrus: Well, I didn't mean literally clean.
Marina: Hey. Two birds, one stone. And there's a bonus.
Marina: Oh, yeah. You'll be surrounded by cops all the time. What better way to keep on the straight and narrow, you know? No way of falling into your old habits-- breaking and entering, grand theft. Am I missing something?
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