Guiding Light  Best Lines Tuesday 12/12/06

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Jeffrey: Haven't you heard? I've lost. I'm the big loser, okay? I've lost everything. I lost the election. I lost my job. I lost my friends. I lost my shirt. Have you seen my shirt?

Mel: There's one right there.

Jeffrey: Thanks. So...

Mel: So?

Jeffrey: So the last time you were here, you wanted to make out with me because you were trying to get some payback from Rick.

Mel: Yeah, I remember.

Jeffrey: So how did that work out for you?

Mel: Well, Rick and I are separated. He cheated on me with Beth Spaulding.

Jeffrey: Mel, you don't want to get involved with me. Haven't you heard? I'm the big bad wolf. I'm evil incarnate. I ruin women. I will ruin you.

Mel: Maybe that's what I want.

Mallet: Hey, hey. Listen to me. Listen to me. Take it from me, okay? There's only one woman on this whole planet for Gus and it's you. You guys are solid.

Harley: Uh-huh.

Mallet: Okay? And this whole secret thing, as far as I'm concerned it's, it's nothing. It's nothing. Gus was probably just a male stripper.

Harley: You think?

Mallet: Better than being a female stripper.

Harley: ( Laughs ) Like you?

Mallet: My work is done here.

Mallet: Guess what? I got a fan letter today. Can you believe that? Marina got one, too. Are you upset?

Dinah: Why would by upset because you got a fan letter?

Mallet: Well, maybe you're upset because my show's going really, really well, or you're upset because it's going really, really well with Marina on it.

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