Guiding Light  Best Lines Wednesday 10/18/06

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Lillian: That's a little too close, but it's okay. All right now pretend little baby is asleep and that the crib in is right in front of you and I want you to gently put the baby in the crib. Good. That's right. Good, perfect. One thing you want to do is have the baby sleep on its back because tummy sleeping is a problem with SIDS. Jonathan, gently. That's my great granddaughter you're flipping over like a pancake. This is good.

Jonathan: Who the hell is Sid?

Lizzie: You want to lift the baby with both feet, see? And you want to be sure to wipe from front to back to avoid bacterial contamination.

Jonathan: Shouldn't the mom be doing that?

Lillian: Oh, come on, you're going to share the joys of parenthood, and the mom's not always there.

Lizzie: Yeah.

Jonathan: No, I'm saying we're having a girl, is she going to have...

Lillian: Oh my lord, I have sure I am sure you have seen girls.

Jonathan: This is not going to work. None of this is going to work, okay? Tammy can live with you, she can eat with you, she can carpool with you. End of the day: Still mine. Always will be.

Remy: Still mine. Is that what you say before you club her and drag you off to your cave?

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