Guiding Light  Best Lines Thursday 9/14/06

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Dr. Baker: Hello, Lizzie. Did you lose your dog?

Lizzie: No. Roxy is back home in her bed.

Dr. Baker: No, no, I meant your other dog, your husband. Did he slip his leash and wander off to play in someone else's yard?

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Jonathan: Auntie Alex. Is that okay if I call you that?

Alexandra: If it'll keep you from calling me anything worse.

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Jonathan: Yes. Yes. Just when you thought this family couldn't get any more screwed up. ( Laughs ) Right? Right. Yeah, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Seriously, I want you guys to know I am totally committed to making sure that Lizzie and our kid are both as happy as they possibly can be.

Alexandra: That's lovely. And how long did you rehearse that, dear?

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Jonathan: Hey, there’s more. We can’t all have grand passion like you and Mel or you and Alan, Mother.

Alexandra: Beth and Alan…Grand passion. ( Laughing )

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