Guiding Light  Best Lines Wednesday 7/19/06

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Dinah: Honey, it's okay. You're off the hook. I am on it, okay? I am going to make sure we don't arrive at our engagement party without anything actually figured out.

Mallet: Well, good. Good. Good luck. Break a leg, and not the arm of some chick reaching for the dress that you want.

Dinah: Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't make any promises. A girl's got to do what she's to do.

Dinah: Yeah. Oh! That's it.

Harley: Oh!

Woman: Sorry, sister, I've been training for weeks. Bridal boot camp.

Dinah: Story of my life. What I want is right there, and then bam, somebody else takes it. That girl's lucky this isn't the old days. She'd be staring down the barrel of a .44 magnum.

Mallet: Then you smashed the cupcake upside the baker's head.

Dinah: Yes.

Mallet: Mm-hmm. So how did the butcher and the candlestick maker fair?

Dinah: Treat me like any other perp, okay, honey?

Mallet: Okay, fine. So Ms. Marler, the cupcake in question, did it have a filling and if it did, what flavor, and it is important to the investigation.

Dinah: The guy insulted my father.

Mallet: Right, because Ross sent his mother to the big house for embezzlement.

Dinah: Yes.

Mallet: (Laughs)

Dinah: What?

Mallet: I just think it's kind of funny. It's funny, okay, the idea of a baker stealing dough.

Dinah: What if baker Bob decides to press charges?

Mallet: Then you're up a creek. I'll have no choice but to charge you with assault with a deadly baked good.

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