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Jeffrey: So this is how you deal with your troubles, huh? You just pour yourself into your work, hmm? That's so boring. You know, I always secretly hoped that you would have an affair or sleep around or something.

Mel: Excuse me?

Jeffrey: I'm serious. You know, you're just so neat and on top of it all the time. Sometimes it's a good thing to make a bad decision. Just go get drunk and, you know, wake up somewhere you don't know where you are.

Mel: ( Laughing ) That is the single worst piece of advice I have ever gotten.


Rick: Come here. Sweetie, I am so sorry that you had to come home to this.

Leah: It's okay. Don't worry, I'm gonna fix it.

Rick: Leah, don't get involved with this.

Leah: I am... don't worry about it. You told me when I was little I can do anything I can put my mind to. Well, getting you and mom back together is the most important thing in the world to me. I'm going to fix it.


Lizzie: Okay. You're the father. And now you know. Big whoop. I mean, it's not like it's gonna change anything.

Jonathan: Excuse me?

Lizzie: You heard me. Do you think I want the world to know that I was stupid enough to get knocked up by you? I mean, you're not exactly father material. How many times have you been in and out of jail?

Jonathan: Well, who do you think you are? Springfield's next mother of the year?

Lizzie: You don't have a job!

Jonathan: Your whole family's been in and out of the loony bin, Thumbelina! Including you!

Lizzie: You're living in a hotel! Shacking up with your cousin!

Jonathan: You don't even feed your own dog yourself; your servant does it!

Lizzie: Nobody likes you! God, look at the father that raised you.

Jonathan: Oh, you want to get into who had a more screwed-up childhood? Who's less fit to be a parent? I'll tell you what, sweetheart-- it's a toss-up!


Jeffrey: Mel, you should bag the coffee with your brother and get some rest. You're running on fumes.

Mel: You sure you don't want me to get liquored up and stumble into your room, stammering something about making my husband pay for lying to me?

Jeffrey: Okay, you really do need to get some RT. And you need to get to that husband of yours, fast. Go home.

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