Guiding Light  Best Lines Wednesday 5/10/06

Provided By Tanya

Dr. Chou: Hmm. People have a tendency to get nervous when they hear the word "biopsy." There's no need to worry. The procedure's quick, easy and relatively painless.

Reva: Oh, phew. I was worried maybe you were going to stick me with a needle in the breast and pull out a big hunk of tissue.

Dr. Chou: Uh...

Reva: That was a joke.

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Reva: Well, you were just about to tell me why I should let you cut me open.

Colin: Excuse me?

Reva: I don't know you. I mean, you're a doctor. I know that because you have these diplomas on your wall. But Dr. Chou never mentioned you. The only information I have is the information I got when I walked through that door about an hour ago. And I have to say that I haven't been exactly thrilled because when I saw you first, you had your nose shoved in a file, and then you lectured me about the difference between a lumpectomy and a mastectomy-- which I know the difference, by the way-- without so much as a "hello" or a "hi, how are you feeling?" And now you have me scheduled for this surgery first thing tomorrow morning because it works for you. So I have to wonder: A, why I should do this; and B, why I should let you do it?

Colin: Oh, wow. All right. A, because you need it; and B, because I'm the best.

Reva: I have shoes in my closet older than you.

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Reva: Well, you know what this woman says? This woman says that that train isn't going to slow down, much less derail, not if I have anything to say about it. Because you deserve this, Bud. After all the emergencies that you've had to deal with, all of the dramas that you've had to deal with, mostly coming from me.

Josh: Now, Reva.

Reva: This is your time. It is.

Josh: Reva, darlin'...

Reva: No, no, just let me finish. You know, you've always been so busy putting your dreams on hold, you know, making sure that we all reached our own. You did that because you are our rock. We always turn to you. Well, you know what? We're all going to have to wait now because it's the rock's turn.

Reva: Food poisoning?

Jonathan: Hey, Happy Mother's Day. Nothing says I love you like a good stomach pumping.

Reva: You should write greeting cards.

Jonathan: Thank you. What are you doing here?

Reva: Yeah, I got them.

Jonathan: What is that?

Reva: Just my medical records. I'm thinking about changing doctors. What got everybody so sick?

Jonathan: I think it was the potato salad that Buzz made, but I had seconds and it didn't bother me.

Reva: Why am I not surprised?

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Reva: You're not changing your mind, Mama. And you can't play those tricks on me anymore because I'm a grown woman.

Sarah: And you're just as stubborn and silly as ever, but we are going to talk about the "C" word, and I'm not talking about "Cellulite".

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Nadine: You know, that stuff with Dinah and that ugly business with Ross. Oh, Ross, he was such a lovely man. But you know, there will be a lot of fallout from this business, and it could affect your bottom line.

Harley: I turned into Alan Spaulding, with blonde hair and boobs.

Nadine: ( Laughs ) Oh, baby, you said it; I didn't.

Jonathan: Hey, Happy Mother's Day. Nothing says I love you like a good stomach pumping.

Reva: You should write greeting cards.

Jonathan: Thank you. What are you doing here?

Reva: Yeah, I got them.

Jonathan: What is that?

Reva: Just my medical records. I'm thinking about changing doctors. What got everybody so sick?

Jonathan: I think it was the potato salad that Buzz made, but I had seconds and it didn't bother me.

Reva: Why am I not surprised?

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Lizzie: So, did you make the potato salad?

Ava: Yes, Lizzie, I poisoned the potato salad, ate a quart of it to make myself sick, and I would have gotten away with it if you weren't so brilliant.

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Nadine: You know, that stuff with Dinah and that ugly business with Ross. Oh, Ross, he was such a lovely man. But you know, there will be a lot of fallout from this business, and it could affect your bottom line.

Harley: I turned into Alan Spaulding, with blonde hair and boobs.

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