Guiding Light  Best Lines Friday 4/21/06

Provided By Tanya

Frank: Yeah, well you know what, Zach, I'll tell you what. We've got too many visitors today.

Zach: You mean the perps?

Gus: Yes, we mean the perps! Yes. We're like a cop family, that's how cop families talk.

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Coop: Uh-huh. You know what? Forget it. Don't you worry, little ma'am, I'll get your shoes back for you. Anything else I can do for you? Perhaps some socks, and laces. All right, I'll be right back. Hey, guys, what's up?

Ava: Hey, guys, how are you?

R.J.: Ava, you don't have any shoes on.

Ava: Holy mackerel, you're right. I don’t.

R.J.: Why?

Ava: Well, an evil troll stole them.

R.J.: Why would an evil troll steal your shoes?

Ava: Well, because she likes to kick herself in her own butt.

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Mallet: Well, what do we have? I mean, what's in all this stuff. Let's see, we got-- oh look, this is good. Drawings from the kids.

Harley: That's you.

Mallet: That's me? Oh, that's not so flattering. Drawing from the kids, that good. Look what we've got here, brass knuckles. Ooh, that's very good. And we've got... what do we have here? We've got a little body spray. Got some body spray, pear blossom, that's...

Harley: I like to smell good when I'm cracking skulls. Don't you?

Remy: No wonder there is so many in lockup. Everyone is trying to get arrested by her.

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Harley: Right. I really don’t. I'm just kidding, of course I do. Hey, maybe I can still meet Gus and the kids at Company. Come on. Why am I carrying this? Grab the boxes you guys. Thank you.

Mallet: Oh my gosh. Cute, sexy, but oh so bossy.

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