GL Best Lines Tuesday 4/18/06

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Guiding Light Best Lines Tuesday 4/18/06

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Gus: Look, ma, caneless!

Harley: Why?

Gus: Why? Because I lent my cane to an old lady. She needed it more than me. Because I'm good, I'm fine.

Harley: You look better.

Gus: Thank you, yeah. I'm going to go stickless. I decided. I'm mostly going to say to everybody who comes across me I'm going to go say, "I'm going to put one foot in front of the other one." It's going to be my new motto: One day at a time.

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Olivia: How many different ways do I have to say, "no?" Now, I can try it in Spanish or French, but it's still going to sound the same. ( Spoken in three different accents ) no, no, no.

Josh: Just hear me out, please.

Olivia: You know, I get that you want to buy Reva a nice gift. Okay, that's great. The fruit of the month club is fabulous. Cross Creek is mine.

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Jeffrey: Smearing Ross would be a monumentally stupid part on my part. Excuse me. This only makes you look more sympathetic, Blake. Think about it. "Poor, bereaved Blake left alone by her womanizing husband to tend to her three kids all by herself. Every voter who has ever been cheated on or let down is going to take you for their personal savior.

Blake: You didn't do this? You're saying you wouldn't stoop this low?

Jeffrey: Oh, no, I would, but I didn't. I don't need a bag of dirty tricks to win this election.

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Josh: Yeah. Billy, there is something you need to know. Reva and I, we did sign the divorce papers, but then we tore them up. In fact, we shredded them into little bits of confetti and threw them off the top of the lighthouse.

Billy: What happened?

Josh: What happened? Well, we were standing there on the brink of divorce again, and we decided not to go through with it. That's what happened. We're going to take our time, but we're going to give our marriage another shot. Look, I'm sorry. I know that is not what you expected to hear or what you wanted to hear, Billy. But, hey, we're still brothers, right?

Billy: Oh, that's real funny.

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