Guiding Light  Best Lines Friday 12/9/05

Provided By Tanya

Alan-Michael: Ho-ho-ho. How cold is it on the north pole? It is so cold, the reindeer wear mittens, on their antlers. Ho-ho-ho-ho. You want a two-wheeler, great, I've got you on my list. Merry Christmas! Ho-ho-ho. Who's next? How about you, little girl? What can Santa do to you for Christmas-- I mean, for you?

Jeffrey: Women, they're funny about things like bigamy.

Harley: Nice work, Beth. Really, really, really nice work. And Merry Christmas to you, too.

Beth: Harley, I didn't mean... you set me up.

Harley: Nobody did anything to you. You dug your own grave. On the contrary, I happen to know exactly what this company needs, and it doesn't need you. You're fired. Ooh, that was fun.

Beth: You're so out of your league, it's pathetic, Harley.

Harley: You keep telling yourself that on the way out the door.

Beth: This isn't over.

Dinah: Honey, you hit it out of the ballpark.

Harley: Oh, thanks. You want her office?

Dinah: Yeah. Can I have her office?

Harley: Yeah. ( Laughter )

Mcmullen: This is not the way business should be conducted. This is what happens when inferior people get a toehold inside...

Marina: I'm sorry, you said inferior.

Mcmullen: Harley Cooper and that low-rent, Spaulding husband. Alan may be crazy, but at least he had class. Right, Alan-Michael?

Alan-Michael: I don't know, how classy is it to kill your own son. I go way back with the Coopers, and frankly I think Harley has more class in her left pinky than my dad will ever have. And by the way, this is Harley's niece, Marina Cooper. Nice chatting with you.

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