Guiding Light  Best Lines Friday 10/28/05

Provided By Laura

Mallet: You have a probation hearing later on. I want to make sure you'll keep it.

Dinah: I'm going to keep it. Good-bye, get another hobby.

Mallet: Sorry my little feline wonder. I put my neck on the line for you. I'm not taking any chances.

Dinah: You got me a court date!

Mallet: Yeah, instead of a jail cell.

Dinah: What do you want? Do you want a thanks, a handshake, something else?

Mallet: No thank you.

Dinah: Well, good. I'm going to find myself a saucer of milk and get some vodka in it.

Mallet: Not so fast, kitty cat.

Alan: Frank, where's my treat?

Frank: Your treat's at the asylum, Alan. Two pills a day and they're strawberry flavored.

Alan: Strawberry. That's too bad because I like cherry.

Mallet: You don't know anything about me.

Dinah: You know what? Let's keep it that way.

Mallet: Remind me the next time I'm nice to somebody that they're not as crazy as some outhouse rat first.

Ava: You should take this.

Sandy: You keep it.

Ava: Maybe Tammy would like it. It was your mother’s.

Russo: Tammy, ooh, la-la. Was she your little side dish du jour?

Sandy: What?!

Ava: She's his fiancé.

Russo: He's already engaged to someone else? Time out. Sweetheart, infidelity equals megabucks in this state. Especially if this kid's family is as rich as you said they were.

Ava: Who are you working for?

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