Guiding Light  Best Lines Wednesday 10/26/05

Provided By Laura

Harley: I love you but I still have prep work to do. I have to get the quarterly report and get to Spaulding Enterprises...

Gus: I'm saying if you stay a little longer what I’ll do is … (Whispers).

Harley: Oh, my God, we haven't done that since New York. No, no. Get away from me. Back off.

Gus: All right. All right, fine. I tell you what, the minute that the meeting is over we are coming back here, okay? We're coming back here and the suits are coming off and we're playing little red riding hood meets the big bad policeman. That's the one we're playing.

Edmund: You need me?

Dinah: Yeah. I wish I didn't but I do. I'm really in an interesting place.

Edmund: If you don't slow down, you're going to be in a burial plot.

Mallet: Relax. It's not like anything I haven't seen before.

Harley: Not in a while. Turn around!

Mallet: I don't know if I should turn around or tip you a dollar. I'll turn around. You know, I can get your clothes for you if you want.

Harley: Nice try, grasshopper. What do you want?

Mallet: I simply came here to see your better half, but I'll have to settle for seeing all of the other half.

Harley: A gossip columnist is outside my door while you're here and I'm in a sheet.

Mallet: It could be worse.

Harley: Yeah, you could be in a sheet, too.

Mallet: I remember a good thing about you, me, and sheets.

Edmund: It's awfully far from Springfield.

Dinah: Yeah, that's the point.

Edmund: I mean, it's far from Cassie and the baby.

Dinah: You know what? You need to snap out of it because it's over with Goldilocks. It's time for you to get a life.

Edmund: It's awfully far from Springfield.

Dinah: Yeah, that's the point.

Edmund: I mean, it's far from Cassie and the baby.

Dinah: You know what? You need to snap out of it because it's over with Goldilocks. It's time for you to get a life.

Edmund: I don't understand. You just said that you're...

Dinah: Yes, that we were going to find a sweet little place just for us, a safe little town so that we could be happy.

Edmund: Yes.

Dinah: Yeah. Guess what? I lied. I lied. Why in the world would I want to hook up with somebody who is a backstabbing, baby-stealing piece of trash arsonist pig like yourself? Even I am not that warped.

Edmund: Well if anyone cares about what I want, please put the handcuffs on her.

Mallet: On what charge?

Edmund: How about attempted murder? You saw it. She was standing right here about to kill me in cold blood. You saw what happened.

Mallet: I'm sorry, I... I didn't see any crime here.

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