Guiding Light  Best Lines Thursday 10/6/05

Provided By Laura

Buzz: C.E.O. groupies?

Harley: Well, I guess they're reading the financial pages a little earlier these days. You can come over. It's okay. Is there a question you wanted to ask me?

Woman: Marley, can you sign these books? You and Hammer are like the best couple since Bennifer.

Harley: I'm flattered, really, and I know the author so I'll pass along your compliment. But sweetie, I can't sign your book. Sorry.

Woman: Why not?

Harley: I'm not Marley. That's a pretend character.

Woman: I knew you'd be stuck- up. I don't know what Hammer saw in you.

Mallet: He's probably got nunchucks, too. Let's charge him on the count of three. You can go on two and I'll sneak around back.

Gus: Are you crazy?

Mallet: You don't have anything to worry about. He's got lousy aim.

Gus: Then you do it.

Mallet: I'm a bigger target then you.

Gus: He's not going for your butt or your head.

Mallet: I don't know how you got us into this.

Gus: I didn't ask you to come down here.

Mallet: I'm your partner. Read my lips. Partner. You're lucky I came down here or you'd have a star sticking out of your forehead.

Gus: Do you have an "S" on your shirt for Superman?

Mallet: Do you have a "J" on your shirt for jackass? I don't know what Harley sees in you.

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