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Buzz: C.E.O. groupies?
Harley: Well, I guess they're reading the financial pages a little earlier these days. You can come over. It's okay. Is there a question you wanted to ask me?
Woman: Marley, can you sign these books? You and Hammer are like the best couple since Bennifer.
Harley: I'm flattered, really, and I know the author so I'll pass along your compliment. But sweetie, I can't sign your book. Sorry.
Woman: Why not?
Harley: I'm not Marley. That's a pretend character.
Woman: I knew you'd be stuck- up. I don't know what Hammer saw in you.
Mallet: He's probably got nunchucks, too. Let's charge him on the count of three. You can go on two and I'll sneak around back.
Gus: Are you crazy?
Mallet: You don't have anything to worry about. He's got lousy aim.
Gus: Then you do it.
Mallet: I'm a bigger target then you.
Gus: He's not going for your butt or your head.
Mallet: I don't know how you got us into this.
Gus: I didn't ask you to come down here.
Mallet: I'm your partner. Read my lips. Partner. You're lucky I came down here or you'd have a star sticking out of your forehead.
Gus: Do you have an "S" on your shirt for Superman?
Mallet: Do you have a "J" on your shirt for jackass? I don't know what Harley sees in you.
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