GL Best Lines Thursday 9/22/05

Guiding Light  Best Lines Thursday 9/22/05

by Laura

Gus: That's a cute picture.

Harley: Yeah.

Gus: Do you know what that picture says to me?

Harley: Uh-uh.

Gus: It says, "Hey, I'm hot, yo, but if you get in my way, I will rip your head off and spit down your neck hole." That's what it says.


 Mallet: Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to find that balance. Hey, the new CEO of Spaulding Enterprises?

Harley: Well, that's what the vote said, anyway. ( Laughs )

Mallet: Geez, come on. Do you even know what "CEO" means?

Harley: Yes.

Mallet: Well, I donít.

Harley: I looked it up last night.


Mallet: Hey, I got that report on the Interrogation Class that I just taught. I wanted to show you that I ranked the cadets using ten different criteria, okay, and then it's all color-coded. Nice and clear.

Frank: That's beautiful, man.

Gus: Color-coded. ( Laughs ) Such a waste of time.

Mallet: Says the guy who looks like a Chia Pet.

Gus: I bet your underwear drawer is color-coded, too.


Mallet: Come on. You want me to partner with Detective Loose Cannon, here?

Gus: Yeah, "Loose Cannon" in my pants.

Frank: Partners.

Gus: I think it's cruel, Frank.

Frank: I'm looking at it as an experiment because you guys complement each other.

Gus: Frank!


Gus: Assign me to anybody. Assign me to Patterson. Detective Bo. I'll learn to live with the stink.

Frank: You want to get back on the force? And do you want to continue training cadets? Well, then you better take my offer up, okay? So, I'm just going to leave the two of you to work it all out.

Mallet: He got a new deodorant.

Gus: What?

Mallet: Detective Bo. He switched brands. It seems to be working for him.

Gus: That's good.


Harley: ( Gasps ) Frank reinstated you.

Gus: That's right.

Harley: ( Squeals )

Gus: Yes, he did.

Harley: That's great.

Gus: No, it's almost great. I got partnered up with somebody. Take a guess who.

Harley: Oh, no. Not detective Bo.

Gus: No, Mallet.

Harley: AC Mallet?

Gus: No, DC Mallet. How many Mallets are there? Yes, Mallet.

Harley: You're partners with Mallet? Well, maybe... maybe you guys will be great partners.

Gus: ( Sighs ) But I'm the greater one, right?

Back to The TV MegaSite's Guiding Light Site

Try today's short recap!

Help | F.A.Q. | Credits | Search | Site MapWhat's New
Contact Us
| Jobs | About Us | Privacy | Mailing Lists | Advertising Info

Do you love our site? Hate it? Have a question?  Please send us email at


Please visit our partner sites:  The Scorpio Files
Jessica   Soapsgirl's Multimedia Site

Amazon Honor System Click Here to Pay Learn More  

Main Navigation within The TV MegaSite:

Home | Daytime Soaps | Primetime TV | Soap MegaLinks | Trading