Guiding Light  Best Lines Friday 8/12/05

by Laura

Edmund: I will do anything to get my wife the baby she wants, Mr. Russo. Money, of course, is no object. Now, is that something you think you can work with?

Russo: It's nice, but babies don't grow on trees, Mr. Winslow. And I'm very, very busy with Alan Spaulding right now, so...

Edmund: Well, you're working for Alan Spaulding? I couldn't ask for a higher recommendation from a lower place. I understand it's very difficult to produce a baby in just a few days, Mr. Russo, but that's what I would be paying you for. And I don't care how you do it. I don't care if I have to match Alan Spaulding dollar for dollar. You have a reputation for getting things done. Why not get this done for me?

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Marina: "To ensure that the bride's day goes off without a hitch, the maid of honor should try to tie up any loose end she can find." Ugh. This is just like taking a class. I mean, it's not like I've never been to a wedding before; I just never had to pay attention to where everyone was standing, and who had to wear what.

Danny: Yup. Sounds like a lot of you-know-what to me.

Marina: I just can't believe Harley’s done this so many times and never gotten an ulcer. I mean they even have this part in here as to who gets which side of the closet after you move in together.

Danny: Oh, that's easy. The woman always gets whatever side she wants.

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