Harley: This might shock you, but I can actually walk and chew gum at the same time.

Mallet: Yeah, but why do you want to? Why don't you allow yourself some happiness for a change? I mean, go pick out a cake. Go register for whatever women register for. Go make your girlfriends really miserable by picking out ugly bridesmaid dresses.

Harley ( In little girl's voice ): And let you do the man's work?

Mallet: ( Laughs ) That's not what I said.

Harley: That's exactly what you just said. Pig.

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Harley: You have a lead? What lead do you have? What?

Mallet: Oh, I'm sorry. I... oh, do you want me to stay now? I'll tell you what, Harley. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

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Cassie: Oh, and FYI, Jeffrey’s not around. He's out of town on a business trip.

Sonya: Ah, yes. Jeffrey and his "business trips." How do you think he and I met?

Cassie: See, now, I would have thought that he prosecuted you for solicitation, but that's just me. Have a nice day.

 

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Cassie: Well, I guess she left in a hurry. All right, Cassie. Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it. Do not call him. Do not call him. Don't be insecure. Don't be pathetic. He’s... just don't call him. Okay, you can call him.