Fashion Corner is a weekly segment that gives one insight
into GL’s top and worst dressers. This segment works best if one has a
VCR in which one can tape all GL shows for that week. With the taped
shows, one can refer to the outfits that I, Anna Banks, will be speaking
I am a fashion buff and I cannot help noticing what my
favorite GL stars are wearing. I always know what is in vogue, and I know
what is a fashion faux paux. I will be giving the GL stars fashion bests
and worsts for the week. Stay tuned to see if your GL hunk or babe dressed
to kill or dressed to vomit that week! With my commentary, you can dress
as classy as your GL stars do!
Lizzie Spaulding and Marah Lewis are almost always
committing a fashion faux paux, and it is a miracle if they make it into
the *Fashion Corner*. I watch two other soap operas, and I have to admit
that GL commits the most fashion blunders out of all of them.
*Cassie, Cassie, Cassie! She is a good character on GL,
but the outfit today was horrible. The fuchsia-colored shirt she had on
did not suit her body. There was a slit through the whole middle of the
blouse, and only someone with a larger chest could have pulled it off
(sorry LW!). Her wavy hair was pulled back into a half-ponytail and it did
not suit her face’s bone structure. To top it off, her lime green belt
clashed mightily with the pink. Come on, GL!
*Beth Raines is really doing well for herself. The white
sweater and white pants were a fantastic match with the way her hair was
done. The white sweater had ropes tied the to the bottom and hung off her
arms like a cloak. I want to know where she got the sweater!
1-1-03 Happy New Year!
*Grant Alexander as Phillip Spaulding is a cutie even in
the 1983 episode of GL. Love the full head of hair, and I am glad he still
has it even in 2003! Wonder what shampoo he uses!
*Marah needs to be arrested by the Fashion Police. Today
she was wearing white boots with a jacket that screamed tacky. It was the
ugliest jacket I have seen in my life – it had colorful decorations on
the back of the jacket that screamed faux paux. To top it off, her make-up
and hair made her look like a thug. Who is going to believe that Marah
Lewis is a thug? Not I.
*Michelle’s dress is hideous. It is what she was
planning to wear for her date with Danny, and she needs to rethink that
decision. It is a black fluffy ensemble with a maroon vest. And what is
with the turquoise boots? Is Michelle Bauer colorblind?
*Lizzie’s dress is too low-cut for someone her age.
Brown plaid is not her color, and what is that black thing around her
neck? It is certainly not a necklace! And I almost gagged when I caught
sight of her feet. She is wearing white socks with that dress! Come on!
*Bill looks very GQ in his dark overcoat and smart gray
*Michelle’s shirt was not exactly stylish, what with the
orange and yellow flowers sprouting from the material, but it was perfect
for her skin tone. Oranges and yellows and reds are what she should
Best Dresser of the Week: Beth Raines (white is her color)
Worst Dresser of the Week: Marah Lewis (get a new
Fashion Corner: Beth Raines, Bill Lewis