April 17 [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY ABC, INC.] [TELEPHONE RINGS] ALEXIS' VOICE: PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE FOR ALEXIS DAVIS AT THE TONE. [ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS] NED: WELCOME HOME, BEAUTIFUL. I HOPE YOU LIKE THE FLOWERS. THEY COME WITH A CARD, BUT I KEPT IT SO I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SEE YOU. ALEXIS: OH -- NED: WHICH, FOR MY SAKE, I HOPE IS SOON. ALEXIS: JUST LEAVE THAT IN THE BEDROOM, AND RIGHT THERE, PLEASE. THANK YOU. HELLO? HI. HI. OH. HI, NED. BELLBOY: WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ELSE, MA'AM? ALEXIS: NO, THANK YOU. THAT'S FINE. THANKS. BELLBOY: THANK YOU. NED'S VOICE: WELCOME HOME, BEAUTIFUL. I HOPE YOU LIKE THE FLOWERS. THEY COME WITH A CARD, BUT I KEPT IT SO I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SEE YOU. WHICH, FOR MY SAKE, I HOPE IS SOON. HELENA: AH, YOU HAVE A CALL. SHALL I ANSWER IT? ALEXIS: NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. HOW ARE YOU, HELENA? HELENA: OH, CURIOUS. DO I KNOW THAT MAN WHO JUST CALLED? ALEXIS: NO. I DOUBT IT. HE'S NO ONE IMPORTANT. A.J.: GRANDFATHER HAS SUMMONED YOU. EDWARD: NOW, SINCE WE'RE ALL ON THE D.A.'S WITNESS LIST, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE GET OUR STORIES STRAIGHT. IT'S A GOOD THING THAT LILA WASN'T CALLED BECAUSE SHE HAS A WAY OF BEING UNDULY FORTHRIGHT AT VERY UNFORTUNATE TIMES. NED: HE'S SAYING GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T LIE, WHICH IS WHAT HE'S ABOUT TO ASK US TO DO. EMILY: NO WAY! NED: I'M JUST KIDDING. NO ONE'S GOING TO LIE. MONICA: WE KNOW THE DRILL, EDWARD. EDWARD: WELL, NONETHELESS, IT DOESN'T HURT US TO DOUBLE-CHECK THAT WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. WOMAN: QUARTERMAINE? EDWARD: HERE. WOMAN: SOMEONE ORDERED A BREAKFAST BUFFET? EDWARD: HERE, PUT IT RIGHT THERE. NOW, WHEN YOU'RE ON THE WITNESS STAND, I WOULD LIKE YOU, OF COURSE, TO SPEAK FRANKLY -- WOMAN: I PUT IT OVER THERE. EDWARD: OH, ALL RIGHT. THERE. NOW GO AWAY, HMM? WHERE WAS I? OH, OH, OH, OH -- SPEAK FRANKLY BUT TRY TO AVOID MENTIONING THE FAMILY'S RECENT ATTEMPT TO GET LITTLE MICHAEL IN THE HOUSE, HMM? EMILY: YOU MEAN WHEN YOU AND DR. JONES AND A.J. AND DAD TRIED TO KIDNAP MICHAEL? EDWARD: NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. "KIDNAP" WAS ONLY IN THE HEART OF TONY JONES. WE WOULDN'T KIDNAP MICHAEL. ALL WE WANTED TO DO WAS INITIATE A DIALOGUE WITH JASON ABOUT HIS LITTLE BOY. BUT YOU SEE, THE JUDGE, NOT HAVING THIS INFORMATION, MIGHT MISUNDERSTAND. SO, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS? A.J.: NO, GOT IT. WE WERE REACHING OUT. EDWARD: MM-HMM. YES, WE WERE OFFERING EXTENDED FAMILY CHILD CARE. IT HAPPENS ALL OVER AMERICA. OH, THERE'S ROBIN. ROBIN, COME ON. ROBIN: HELLO. EDWARD: HERE IS AT LEAST SOMEONE THAT I CAN COUNT ON. EMILY: HEY, ROBIN. ROBIN: HI. EMILY: HI. ARE YOU NERVOUS? ROBIN: A LITTLE BIT. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GET TO ME YESTERDAY, BUT -- MONICA: SO YOU HAD ALL NIGHT TO WORRY ABOUT IT, HUH? ROBIN: EXACTLY. A.J.: WHILE YOU'RE ON THE STAND, JUST LOOK AT US. MONICA: AND DON'T WORRY THAT IT'S GOING TO BE YOUR TESTIMONY THAT'S GOING TO PUT TONY AWAY. EVERYBODY IN THIS COURTROOM IS OUT TO DO IT. ROBIN: WELL, I THINK THAT I CAN DO WHAT I NEED TO DO. EDWARD: I KNOW YOU CAN. DARA: EXCUSE ME. BOBBIE: THANK YOU. DO YOU THINK IT'S GOOD THAT THERE'S NO JURY, JUST THE JUDGE? DARA: I DO. BOBBIE: I WISH YOU COULD GET TONY OUT OF THE COURTROOM. IT REALLY MADE ME SICK YESTERDAY WATCHING HIM DURING OPENING STATEMENTS, SO POSITIVE THAT HE'S RIGHT. DARA: I'M GOING TO PROVE OTHERWISE. DON'T WORRY. YOU OK? BOBBIE: YEAH, I'M OK -- EXCEPT FOR FEELING COMPLETELY BETRAYED BY FELICIA. HOW SHE CAN BE A CHARACTER WITNESS FOR TONY I DON'T UNDERSTAND. DARA: LET ME DEAL WITH FELICIA. CARLY: OH, NO. THE QUARTERMAINES MUST JUST LOVE THIS. THEIR HOTEL IS A DISASTER. JASON: YES, IT IS. CARLY: OH, GOOD. AND YOU'RE LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT, AREN'T YOU? JASON: THE OLD MAN BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF. LOOK, WHEN I CALLED THE STRIKE -- WHEN YOU, CARLY, CALLED THE STRIKE I SET UP -- CARLY: THANK YOU. JASON: IT WAS TO GET CONCESSIONS ON THE HARBOR RENOVATION. MOSTLY TO ACCOMMODATE MY BUSINESS, BUT IT'S GOOD FOR THE UNIONS, TOO. I FIGURE THIS STRIKE COULD LAST, WHAT, TWO, THREE MONTHS? BUT THE HARDER E.L.Q. FIGHTS THE DOCK WORKERS, THE WORSE THEY SOUND TO THE OTHER UNIONS. LOOK, THEY'VE LOST THEIR HOTEL STAFF. THEY'VE LOST GARBAGE CARRIERS. IF THE OLD MAN DOESN'T GIVE IN, HE'S GOING TO SHUT DOWN THE CITY. CARLY: WELL, AS LONG AS THEY DON'T SHUT DOWN THE CRIMINAL COURTS. I CAN'T WAIT FOR TONY TO GO TO PRISON. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT'LL TAKE, THIS WHOLE TRIAL? JASON: HMM. I DON'T KNOW. JUSTUS SAYS IT DEPENDS ON THE DEFENSE DR. JONES PRESENTS. CARLY: WHAT DEFENSE? WHAT DEFEN-- JASON, WHAT DEFENSE? HE ADMITTED THAT HE STOLE MICHAEL FROM HIS STROLLER, AND HE -- HE'S PROUD OF IT, OK? BOBBIE IS GOING TO TESTIFY THAT HE THREATENED TO TAKE LUCAS, AND ROBIN IS GOING TO TELL THE JUDGE HOW HE HELD HER AND MICHAEL CAPTIVE, ENDANGERING HER LIFE. YOU KNOW, SHE COULD HAVE DIED FROM PNEUMONIA, NOT TO MENTION MICHAEL. PNEUMONIA'S CONTAGIOUS, YOU KNOW. WHAT IF HE WOULD HAVE CAUGHT IT? JASON: HE DIDN'T. CARLY: IT DOESN'T MATTER. ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IT'S ONE MORE WAY THAT DR. JONES -- TONY -- ENDANGERED MICHAEL'S LIFE. JASON: CARLY, THE COURT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MICHAEL. HE'S NOT A PERSON TO THEM ANY MORE THAN YOU OR I OR DR. JONES ARE. OK, LOOK, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS -- THE JUDGE IS GOING TO DO A JOB, ALL RIGHT? HE'S GOING TO LOOK AT A LOT OF RULES AND PRECEDENTS AND MAKE SURE THE COPS DID EVERYTHING RIGHT WHEN THEY ARRESTED DR. JONES AND LISTEN TO WHETHER DR. JONES' LAWYER CAME UP WITH A GOOD LEGAL EXCUSE FOR KIDNAPPING MICHAEL. THEN HE'S GOING TO MAKE A DECISION. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. DR. JONES SHOULD GO TO PRISON. PROBABLY HE WILL, BUT YOU CAN'T COUNT ON IT BECAUSE THE LAW IS BUSINESS LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE AND MAYBE SOMEBODY MORE POWERFUL WANTS SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM YOU. CARLY: YOU'RE WRONG, JASON. YOU'RE WRONG, AND I THINK THAT THE TRIAL IS JUST GOING TO HAVE TO PROVE THAT TO YOU. FELICIA: TO COMM. MAC SCORPIO AND HIS RETURN TO THE PCPD -- OH, AND TO YOUR NEW MOTTO, WHICH WAS -- MAC: I DO IT MY WAY. FELICIA: AH. JAX: UGH, WHAT IS THAT? MAC: THAT'S THE WORST COFFEE I'VE EVER TASTED. FELICIA: THAT'S -- THAT'S -- NEVER MIND. MAC: JAX, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD OF E.L.Q. WHEN IS THIS STRIKE GOING TO END? JAX: WELL, YOU'D HAVE TO ASK JASON MORGAN. LISTEN, I'LL CALL V, GET HER TO BRING DOWN SOME REAL COFFEE. FELICIA: OH, DON'T DO THAT ON MY ACCOUNT. I HAVE TO GET TO THE COURTHOUSE. JAX: WELL, STICK AROUND FOR A MINUTE. JERRY SHOULD BE DOWN SOON. BESIDES, THE PARENTS OF DR. JONES' INFANT VICTIM DON'T SEEM TO BE IN A HURRY. MAC: WHO WOULD EVER THINK THAT WE'D BE ON THE SAME SIDE IN A COURTROOM? JAX: YOU THINK JONES KNOWS HIS DAYS ARE NUMBERED? MAC: I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW, IF I WERE YOU, I WOULD EASE UP ON TRUSTING YOUR BROTHER. JAX: WELL, HOPE YOU'LL GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO TELL HIM THAT YOURSELF. YOU TWO HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS. MAC: THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT. COMING? FELICIA: YES. BYE, JAX. JAX: BYE. GIVE MY BEST TO ROBIN. FELICIA: MM-HMM. JERRY: G'DAY, MATE. MAC: HEY, JERRY. JERRY: SCORPIO'S AS UGLY AS EVER. REMIND ME TO RELIEVE HIM OF THAT STUNNING BLOND. JAX: IS IT YOUR GOAL TO MAKE IT OUT OF PORT CHARLES ALIVE? JERRY: I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE. I LIKE THIS TOWN. JAX: YEAH, SURE YOU DO -- FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES. JERRY: NO, I'M SERIOUS. IT HAS CULTURE, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, A SPLENDID UNIVERSITY, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. THIS THING'S HALF FROZEN. JAX: BAGEL BAKERS WON'T CROSS THE PICKET LINE, WHICH IS SOMETHING ELSE PORT CHARLES IS CURRENTLY HAVING AN EPIDEMIC OF -- LABOR STRIKES. BUT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME COFFEE. CARLY: EVERYTHING OK? JASON: YEAH. YEAH, MICHAEL'S TAKING HIS NAP. CARLY: YOU DON'T THINK THAT TONY AND HIS LAWYER HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO GET HIM OFF, DO YOU? JASON: I DON'T KNOW. CARLY: I MEAN, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF SOMEBODY CONFESSES THEN THAT SHOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC GUILTY PLEA. WOULDN'T THAT MAKE SENSE? JASON: YEAH, WELL, IF TONY HAD PLED GUILTY, HE'D BE IN PRISON TODAY. THIS WAY HE CAN STAY OUT A LITTLE LONGER. CARLY: I KEEP THINKING THAT BOBBIE'S GOING TO BACK DOWN IN COURT TODAY. BUT ROBIN'S GOING TO NAIL HIM, RIGHT, WHEN SHE TELLS THE JUDGE WHAT HE DID TO HER AND MICHAEL IN THAT CABIN. JASON: WE'LL SEE. SMART. IT'S THE MAGIC WORD DURING KENMORE DAYS, OUR EXCLUSIVE KENMORE APPLIANCE EVENT, AND QUITE A BRIGHT TIME TO BUY. CHOOSE FREE DELIVERY OR 0% FINANCE CHARGE... ON ALL KENMORE APPLIANCES OVER $399. AND POOF ! A SHINY DISHWASHER POPS UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP. YOUR NEW KITCHEN IS NOW ON SALE. AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE APPLIANCE BRAND. THIS TIME OF YEAR I NEED OCUHIST. OCUHIST EYE ALLERGY RELIEF. IT'S ANTI-ITCHING. ANTI-REDNESS. ANTIHISTAMINE RELIEF FOR YOUR EYES. SO IT... MY EYES FEEL GREAT! OCUHIST FROM VISINE. IT... YOU'RE SAYING THAT AFLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE THAT I CAN USE EVERY DAY ALSO GIVES ME WHITER TEETH? BELIEVE IT. AQUAFRESH WHITENING'S TRICLENE FORMULA GENTLY BREAKS UP STAINS TO HELP GET TEETH THEIR WHITEST. NOT EVEN REMBRANDT WHITENS BETTER THAN AQUAFRESH WHITENING. YA-HOOOO! WOAAAAH! WOW...THAT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS A JOLLY RANCHER. IT'S INTENSE! RELIEF CAN'T COME FAST ENOUGH WHEN YOU HAVE DIARRHEA. WE HAVE A PROBLEM. WE HAVE A DELAY. - WE'RE GONNA MISS OUR WINDOW. - OUR GUY NEEDS IMODIUM A-D. - HE NEEDS SOMETHING FASTER. - FASTER ? FASTER. INTRODUCING IMODIUM ADVANCED, WITH A NEW FORMULA THAT ADDS A SECOND MEDICINE... FOR MORE COMPLETE RELIEF THAT'S EVEN FASTER THAN IMODIUM A-D. NOTHING WORKS LIKE NEW IMODIUM ADVANCED. ü EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL ü ü IN THEIR OWN WAY ü ü FRESH FACE TO THE WORLD ü ü FRESH FACE TO THE DAY ü CLEAN MAKE-UP FROM COVER GIRL. SO FRESH, THEY'RE NOT SEEING YOUR MAKE-UP, THEY'RE SEEING YOU. ü EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL ü ü SHOW IT TO THE WORLD ü CLEAN. FOR ALL THE BEAUTIFUL COLORS OF YOU. ü OH, YEAH, EASY, BREEZY BEAUTIFUL COVER GIRL üü BRENDA: I'LL MEET YOU GUYS IN A SECOND RIGHT OVER THERE? JANE: SURE. JOHN: ALL RIGHT. BRENDA: OK. GIVE ROBIN A LOT OF SPACE TODAY, OK? JASON: WHY WOULDN'T I? BRENDA: THE TRIAL IS HARD ON HER. JUST DON'T MAKE IT ANY WORSE. CARLY: WHAT ARE YOU, ROBIN'S NANNY? JASON: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. JAX: JERRY AND I WERE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A LITTLE STRATEGY MEETING. WE'LL JOIN YOU IN A MOMENT. JANE: THE BOYS ARE INVITED? BRENDA: NO. EXCUSE ME. COULD WE GET A TABLE FOR THREE? WAITER: YOU CAN SIT ANYWHERE. BRENDA: GREAT. [CRASH] JANE: OH! WAITER: BAD ONE. BRENDA: SHOULD WE BE AFRAID? JAX: VERY. JERRY: EXCEPT FOR THE COFFEE. IT'S GREAT. BRENDA: OK. JERRY: MISS BARRETT'S A PIECE OF WORK. WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP TO? JAX: BRENDA ENJOYS THE COMPANY OF MOM AND DAD AND YOU SEE A PLOT? JOHN: SO, WHAT ARE YOU AND JAX UP TO? BRENDA: OH, NOTHING. JANE: DON'T EMBARRASS HER. IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS IF SHE AND JAX ARE IN CAHOOTS. BRENDA: DOES ANYTHING GET PAST YOU TWO? JANE: ABSOLUTELY. WE HAD A BEAR EMPTY THE FRIDGE ONCE, AND WE SLEPT RIGHT THROUGH IT. JOHN: YEAH. WE WERE YOUNG. NOW WE PAY MORE ATTENTION. SO, WHAT'S THE AGENDA? MAYBE WE CAN HELP. BRENDA: OH, WELL, I DON'T HAVE AN AGENDA. BUT I DID WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU AND YOUR BOYS, AND I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE WAY YOUR FAMILY OPERATES. I MEAN, THE FOUR OF YOU ARE HARDLY EVER IN THE SAME HEMISPHERE, BUT WHEN YOU ARE, YOU'RE SO INVOLVED WITH ONE ANOTHER. IT'S REALLY -- BEAUTIFUL. JANE: SHE JUST DODGED YOUR AGENDA QUESTION, WHICH TELLS ME THE AGENDA IS US. JOHN: INTERESTING HUNCH. IS SHE RIGHT? BRENDA: YES. JOHN: GOOD ONE, LOVE. KEEP GOING. WHAT ABOUT US? JERRY: THE MAN BRENDA SPOKE TO WHEN SHE ARRIVED WAS JASON MORGAN. JAX: WELL, I ASSUMED YOU DIDN'T REQUIRE AN INTRODUCTION SINCE YOU'VE MADE A STUDY OF HIM AS A RIFLE TARGET. JERRY: I'VE DONE MY HOMEWORK ON MORGAN -- ON ALL OF THE QUARTERMAINES, ACTUALLY. EDWARD: OH, THIS IS A DISASTER. REGINALD: EXCUSE ME. MONICA: REGINALD! REGINALD: COMING THROUGH. EDWARD: OH. A.J.: REG. EDWARD: I SUPPOSE WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE, BUT WE WERE DOING JUST FINE. REGINALD: YEAH. EVERYONE ON THE LINE HEARD ABOUT THE MICROWAVE. DOCTOR'S GOT COOK ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS. I'LL GO GET THE REST OF THE SERVICE. NED: THANK YOU, REGINALD. REGINALD: HEY, HEY. EMILY: OH, HI, REGINALD. OH, MY GOSH. I GUESS REGINALD CAN BE HERE, THEN, SINCE THERE'S NO ONE PICKETING OUTSIDE. OH. WELL, SEE, THE DOCK WORKERS HAVE BEEN PICKETING OUTSIDE OUR DRIVEWAY 24 HOURS A DAY, AND NO ONE WILL CROSS THE LINE. ROBIN: YOU MEAN LIKE THE STAFF? EMILY: YES, THE STAFF AND THE GARBAGE COLLECTORS. ALSO THE GARDENERS AND THE DOG WALKERS, THE POOL GUY -- I MEAN, EVERYONE. EVEN THE PIZZA DELIVERY PEOPLE, THEY WON'T DELIVER PIZZA. WE CAN'T GET THEM TO DELIVER IT. ACTUALLY, WE'VE TRIED THAT, BUT, SEE, THE THING IS THEY LEAVE IT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DRIVEWAY -- ROBIN: MM-HMM? EMILY: SO BY THE TIME ANYONE GETS DOWN THERE, IT'S ALREADY GONE. GRANDFATHER IS COMPLETELY CRAZED. I MEAN, HE EVEN TRIED TO COOK THE OTHER DAY. ROBIN: WHAT HAPPENED? EMILY: WELL, HE BLEW UP THE MICROWAVE. I THINK GRANDFATHER'S PROBLEM IS IS THAT HE KNOWS HE'S NOT IN CONTROL. JASON IS. ROBIN: UGH. I JUST WISH THEY'D START. EMILY: DON'T WORRY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. MONICA: PUT THAT BACK. A.J.: NO, THANKS. EDWARD: YOU DON'T WANT IT? A.J.: UH-UH. KEESHA: HI, GORGEOUS. A.J.: WELL, HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? KEESHA: I WANTED TO BE WITH YOU. A.J.: I'M GLAD. KEESHA: HOW'S EVERYONE'S MOOD? A.J.: CONFIDENT. KEESHA: REALLY? A.J.: OH, YEAH. YEAH. FELICIA: THERE'S ROBIN. MAC: YOU NEVER MENTIONED WHAT HER REACTION WAS WHEN YOU TOLD HER YOU WERE GOING TO TESTIFY FOR TONY. YOU HAVE TOLD HER, HAVEN'T YOU? FELICIA: NO, I HAVEN'T. MAC: WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU, FELICIA? ROBIN: HEY. MAC: HI. FELICIA: HEY. MAC: HOW ARE YOU DOING? FELICIA: HOW YOU FEELING? ROBIN: I'M DOING OK. ALTHOUGH IF YOU BROUGHT SOME GOOD NEWS WITH YOU, I'D SURE BORROW SOME. MAC: WELL, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOME THAT COULD DO THE TRICK TEMPORARILY. THE MAYOR OFFERED ME THE JOB OF POLICE COMMISSIONER. ROBIN: WOW. AGAIN? MAC: I'M GOING TO TAKE IT. ROBIN: WHAT DID HE OFFER YOU? MAC: A PROMISE THAT I COULD DO THINGS MY WAY. ROBIN: CONGRATULATIONS. MAC: THANK YOU. IT'LL PUT ME IN A POSITION TO MAKE SURE GUYS LIKE TONY GET WHAT'S COMING TO THEM. FELICIA: ROBIN, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. ROBIN: ACTUALLY, I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING -- WHICH DARA ALREADY KNOWS. DARA: ROBIN, I NEED A MOMENT. ROBIN: OK. CAN I JUST -- DARA: IT'S IMPORTANT. ROBIN: SURE. FELICIA: ALL RIGHT. MAC: YEAH, WE'LL GO INSIDE. ROBIN: OK. DARA: GET SOME AIR IF YOU LIKE. JUSTUS: HEY, KID. YOU READY TO BE CALLED? ROBIN: DO I HAVE A CHOICE? CARLY: ROBIN, CRUCIFY HIM. ROBIN: CAN I TALK TO YOU? JASON: SURE. JUSTUS, COULD YOU TAKE CARLY INSIDE? JUSTUS: YEAH. JASON: THANKS. SAVE ME A SEAT. JUSTUS: CARLY. JASON: HOW YOU FEELING? ROBIN: GOOD AS NEW. JASON: YOU LOOK BETTER. BUT SOMETHING'S WRONG. ROBIN: THIS IS ALL JUST SO CONFUSED, YOU KNOW. JASON: JUST TELL THE TRUTH. ROBIN: OK. THANK YOU. HELLO. STEPHANIE'S THE NEW GIRL. WE CAN TEACH YOU. NEVER EAT IN THE DINING HALL... EXCEPT FOR BREAKFAST. AND YOU WANT PIZZA, YOU CAN MAKE TRISCUIT PIZZA. SAUCE, CHEESE, PEPPERONI. TRISCUIT PIZZAS--I COULD SMELL THESE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL. YOU FEEL LIKE NACHOS? NACHOS? CRUNCHY NACHOS WITH CHEESE ALL MELTED IN THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES. THIS IS LIKE STUDY FOOD. I THINK SHE'S GONNA DO O.K. TRISCUIT... AND TRY TRISCUIT THIN CRISPS, THE CRISPY TRIANGLE THAT SNACKS LIKE A CHIP. WHEN YOU HAVE A KID, THERE IS ONE WORD YOU ALWAYS HEAR. - MORE ? - MORE. - DAD, SHE GOT MORE THAN ME. - MORE ? AND YOU CAN GIVE 'EM MORE WITH JIF 'CAUSE CREAMY JIF... HOT-ROASTS ITS PEANUTS TO GET MORE OUT OF EVERY ONE. THEN SEALS 'EM WARM TO BRING YOU MORE FRESH-ROASTED PEANUT TASTE. MORE THAN ANY OTHER LEADING CREAMY BRAND. - THEY WANT MORE ? - ONE MINUTE MORE, PLEASE ? GIVE 'EM MORE WITH JIF. WITH MORE FRESH-ROASTED PEANUT TASTE. ü MOMS LIKE YOU CHOOSE JIF ü ü CHOOSE JIF ü JUST THINK, A WHOLE WEEK AT THE LAKE. AND IT'S ALLERGY SEASON. ALL THAT FISHING. ALL THAT RAGWEED. SPRING IN THE AIR. WATER IN MY EYES. AWAKE WITH THE SUN. AWAKE WITH SINUS PAIN. NEED RELIEF FROM MORE SYMPTOMS... THAN THE LEADING ALLERGY PRESCRIPTION CAN OFFER ? THEN TRY TYLENOL ALLERGY SINUS. HEY, MAYBE WE CAN STAY AN EXTRA WEEK. TYLENOL ALLERGY SINUS: K8?yvy MY GRANDDAUGHTER LOVES TO HEAR... HOW DIFFERENT LIFE WAS WHEN I WAS HER AGE. BUT ONE NAME HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE: CHARMIN. ALWAYS SO SOFT AND STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS. SO TODAY-- 70 YEARS LATER-- CHARMIN ULTRA'S THE STRONGEST AND SOFTEST OF ALL. MAKING CHARMIN NUMBER ONE AT 70. JUST LIKE ME ! GRANDMA, IS 70 OLD ? [ Laughs ] NO ! DARA: MISS JONES, YOU WERE TWICE MARRIED TO DR. JONES' BROTHER FRISCO. IS THAT CORRECT? FELICIA: YES. DARA: HOW MANY YEARS HAVE YOU KNOWN DR. JONES? ALAN: I THOUGHT FELICIA WAS A CHARACTER WITNESS FOR THE DEFENSE. MONICA: DARA IS MAKING A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE. FELICIA: OH, SURE, HE'S A DOCTOR, SO -- DARA: HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN DR. JONES TO LOSE HIS ABILITY TO MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS? SHEILA: OBJECTION. WITNESS ISN'T A LEGAL EXPERT. JUDGE: OVERRULED. FELICIA: THE DECISIONS THAT I HAVE SEEN TONY MAKE HAVE OFTEN BEEN HEROIC. DARA: HEROIC? FELICIA: YES, HEROIC. I WAS PRESENT THE DAY THAT HIS DAUGHTER DIED. MY DAUGHTER WAS IN THE HOSPITAL IN DIRE NEED OF A HEART TRANSPLANT, SO TONY AND HIS WIFE BOBBIE GAVE PERMISSION FOR MY DAUGHTER TO RECEIVE THEIR DAUGHTER'S HEART. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY "HEROIC." DARA: I CAN'T THINK OF A MORE STRESSFUL TIME. FELICIA: NO. DARA: YET HE WAS ABLE TO ACT WITH UNQUESTIONABLE SANITY. SHEILA: OBJECTION. JUDGE: SUSTAINED. FELICIA: WELL, NO, THIS WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT -- DARA: THANK YOU, MISS JONES. I HAVE NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. JUDGE: MISS JONES, YOU MAY STEP DOWN. NEXT WITNESS. DARA: THE STATE CALLS ROBIN SCORPIO. CLERK: PLACE YOUR LEFT HAND ON THE BIBLE. RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND. DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD? ROBIN: I DO. JUDGE: BE SEATED. DARA: STATE YOUR NAME FOR THE RECORD. ROBIN: ROBIN SCORPIO. DARA: YOUR HONOR, THE STATE REQUESTS PERMISSION TO TREAT ROBIN SCORPIO AS A HOSTILE WITNESS. [GALLERY REACTS] CARLY: HOSTILE? HELENA: SO THE BIG NEWS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN JAKARTA IS -- WELL, ASIDE FROM THESE DEADLY STRIKES -- HAS BEEN THIS KIDNAPPING TRIAL. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE SURGEON WHO STOLE THE BABY? ALEXIS: I KNOW THAT AT ONE TIME DR. JONES BELIEVED THAT THE CHILD WAS HIS AND HE WANTED CUSTODY. HE ASKED ME TO HANDLE THE CASE, BUT IN FACT IT TURNED OUT THE CHILD WASN'T HIS. THERE WAS NO CASE. BUT THAT DIDN'T SLOW HIM DOWN A BIT. HELENA: HMM. SO HE TOOK MATTERS IN HIS OWN HANDS. ONE MUST ADMIRE HIS STYLE, MUSTN'T ONE? ALEXIS: THAT STYLE CARRIES A MAXIMUM OF 40 YEARS. HELENA: OH, I HOPE NOT. ALEXIS: I THINK THE ODDS ARE THAT HE WON'T GET OFF EASY. WHAT'S GOING TO BE DECIDED IN COURT IS WHETHER OR NOT HE GETS THROWN IN WITH THE CRIMINALLY INSANE, IN WHICH CASE HE WILL LOSE HIS LICENSE, OR HE GETS SENT TO ATTICA, WHERE HE CAN STILL BE A NEUROSURGEON. HELENA: WELL, A MAN OF HIS TALENTS WOULD BE WASTED IN EITHER PLACE. WELL, I SEE YOU DROPPED BY GREECE FOR MY TRUNK. I DO APPRECIATE YOUR DOING THAT SMALL FAVOR FOR ME. YOU KNOW, WHEN I ASKED, I WAS CONCERNED. YOU SOUNDED SO FRACTIOUS, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NOT DELIVER. ALEXIS: I SOMEHOW DOUBT THAT. HELENA: TRUE. TRUE, I KNEW YOU WOULD DELIVER BECAUSE YOU HAVE YOUR HEART SET ON STAYING ALIVE. WAS IT A NUISANCE TO BRING IT FROM GREECE? ALEXIS: YES. HELENA: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE, HMM? ALEXIS: NO. I HAVEN'T EVEN UNPACKED MY OWN THINGS, AND I HAVE ALL OF THIS MAIL TO GO THROUGH. HELENA: MY, MY, ALEXIS. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CURIOSITY? YOU'RE NOT HALF AS MUCH FUN AS YOUNG LUCKY SPENCER. ALEXIS: I WASN'T AWARE THAT YOU KNEW LUCKY. HELENA: OH, YES, I KNOW THAT DARLING BOY. HE'S ON MY PAYROLL NOW. HE KEEPS ME ABREAST OF ALL OF THE SPENCER NEWS. WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO BE GOING. BUT NEVER FEAR, YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM ME SOON. AND IF YOUNG LUCKY SPENCER SHOULD KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND SAY THAT I SENT HIM, PLEASE RELEASE THE TRUNK TO HIM. DARA: THE DEFENDANT LEFT YOU AND THE INFANT MICHAEL MORGAN IN THAT CABIN FOR SEVERAL DAYS, DID HE NOT? ROBIN: YES, BUT HE DID COME BACK TO CHECK ON US. DARA: WELL, OF COURSE. HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU HADN'T BLOWN EVERYTHING BY ESCAPING. ROBIN: NO, HE -- SHEILA: OBJECTION. ROBIN: WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT WE WERE OK. JUDGE: SUSTAINED. DARA: OH, MOVE TO STRIKE. JUDGE: GRANTED. ROBIN: WE WERE NEVER IN ANY DANGER. DARA: MOVE TO STRIKE. CARLY: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING? JUDGE: GRANTED, BUT ONLY BECAUSE THERE WASN'T A QUESTION. I DO BELIEVE MISS SCORPIO'S OUR EXPERT WITNESS IN WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CABIN. DARA: IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION, MISS SCORPIO -- DID THE DEFENDANT KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING WAS WRONG? ROBIN: I THINK THAT HE CONSIDERED IT THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS. SHEILA: OBJECTION. DARA: WITHDRAW. THERE WAS A MASSIVE MANHUNT GOING ON, AND HE WAS TAKING DRASTIC MEASURES TO EVADE DISCOVERY AND CAPTURE. NOW, DID THE DEFENDANT KNOW THAT THIS WAS UNLAWFUL? ROBIN: I DON'T THINK THAT HE WAS THINKING STRAIGHT THROUGH ANY OF THIS. DARA: SO HE WAS GUILTY BUT MENTALLY ILL? TONY: NO, NO, YOU NEED TO OBJECT TO THAT. ROBIN: HE WAS EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT. [GALLERY REACTS] JUDGE: ORDER. ROBIN: WHAT TONY DID CAME OUT OF A DEEP EMOTIONAL -- JUDGE: MISS SCORPIO -- ROBIN: PLACE. HE LOST HIS LITTLE GIRL -- DARA: OBJECTION. ROBIN: B.J., AND HE NEEDED TO SAVE ANOTHER CHILD -- A CHILD THAT HE THOUGHT, RIGHT OR WRONG, WAS IN DANGER. [GALLERY MURMURS LOUDLY] JUDGE: ORDER. MISS SCORPIO, THAT APPLIES TO YOU. YOU'VE BEEN CALLED AS A WITNESS -- CARLY: JASON, DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING? JUDGE: DR. JONES HAS AN ATTORNEY TO DEFEND HIM. CARLY: OF COURSE SHE DOES. DAMN YOU. JUDGE: YOUR SOLE RESPONSIBILITY IS TO TELL THE COURT WHAT YOU AND THE INFANT MICHAEL MORGAN EXPERIENCED DURING YOUR INCARCERATION IN THE DEFENDANT'S CABIN. WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN YOUR PAIN RELIEVER STOPS WORKING AND YOUR HEADACHE COMES BACK ? ONLY ALEVE CAN STOP YOUR TOUGH HEADACHES ALL DAY LONG WITH JUST TWO PILLS. NO OTHER PAIN RELIEVER CAN DO THAT. ALEVE. CENTRUM IS ALWAYS UP TO DATE ON NUTRITIONAL NEWS. CENTRUM GIVES ME THE BEST SCIENCE HAS TO OFFER. AS NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE ADVANCES, SO DOES CENTRUM, A COMPLETE MULTIVITAMIN. CENTRUM HAS ALL THE VITAMINS I NEED. CENTRUM: PARTY OF THE FIRST PART DID NOT INTEND-- I SHOULDA USED PREPARATION H. IF YOU HAD, YOU WOULDN'T BE SUFFERING NOW. PREPARATION H HELPS STOP ITCH AND FURTHER IRRITATION... WITH A SOOTHING LAYER OF PROTECTION. I SHOULDA USED PREPARATION H. IF HEAT'S YOUR WORST ENEMY, MEET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND: PANTENE PRO-V. IT'S HEAT ACTIVATED, SO IT ACTUALLY IMPROVES THE CONDITION OF HEAT-STYLED HAIR. TURN ON THE HEAT, TURN UP THE SHINE. ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR FOR MY TRIP ? LOOKS EXPENSIVE. IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE, MOM. THEY PICK US UP ? SOUNDS EXPENSIVE. PICKUP'S FREE, MOM. WELL, IF IT'S NOT EXPENSIVE, WHY DIDN'T I GET A CONVERTIBLE ? PICK ENTERPRISE: NEW KLEENEX COTTONELLE IS NOW SOFTER THAN THE LEADING BRAND. OH ? HMM. NO WONDER MORE PEOPLE PREFER IT. AHH. SORRY TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, GUYS. NEW KLEENEX COTTONELLE. YEAH. JUDGE: ORDER! ORDER! MISS SCORPIO, IF YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED FOR CONTEMPT, YOU'RE ONE OUTBURST AWAY. PROCEED, MISS JENSEN. DARA: I'D LIKE TO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RECALL, BUT AT THIS TIME THE STATE DOESN'T HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS FOR MISS SCORPIO. JUDGE: MISS HOUSTON? SHEILA: MISS SCORPIO, FOR THE RECORD, WOULD YOU CHARACTERIZE DR. JONES AS BEING "EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT" DURING THIS ORDEAL? ROBIN: YES. SHEILA: NO MORE QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. TONY: WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JUDGE: YOU MAY STEP DOWN. [GALLERY MURMURS] JUSTUS: TAGGERT. I NEED YOU TO GET A NOTE TO THE A.D.A. TAGGERT: DO IT YOURSELF. JUSTUS: LOOK, DO YOU WANT TONY JONES BEHIND BARS OR NOT? JUDGE: CALL YOUR NEXT WITNESS. DARA: THE STATE CALLS BARBARA SPENCER. JANE: I THINK I'VE GOT IT. THE WAY OUR FAMILY WORKS, WE'RE LIKE A MASS OF SCRAMBLED EGGS WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER -- WE'RE ALTOGETHER IMPOSSIBLE TO SEPARATE. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT WE WANT. WHAT WE WANT IS FOR JAX TO SCRAMBLE WITH YOU. JOHN: HMM, DEAD ON. AND I KNOW WHAT TO DO -- MAKE TRACKS. WE'RE LEAVING YESTERDAY. JANE: ARE WE ON THE MARK? BRENDA: WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT THE SITUATION. JOHN: HMM. HERE'S ANOTHER WAY -- WE PUSH JAX TOWARDS YOU. BUT IF WE PUSH TOO HARD, WE'LL PUSH HIM AWAY. I KNOW MY BOY. JANE: VERY WISE OF YOU TO FLAG THE DILEMMA FOR US. BRENDA: YOU TWO ARE TOO MUCH. I'LL MISS YOU GUYS LIKE CRAZY. JERRY: BETWEEN MORGAN'S BUSINESS AND HIS FAMILY, HE HAS QUITE A POWER BASE IN PORT CHARLES. JAX: NOTHING WE HAVEN'T DEALT WITH BEFORE. JERRY: MAYBE WE SHOULD SWITCH FROM WEAPONS TO DIPLOMACY. JAX: I DON'T BARGAIN WITH MORGAN. JERRY: WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. THE REASON WE DO IT IS TO KEEP FROM BEING PREDICTABLE. JAX: OH. THAT'S NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM, JERRY. JERRY: I'M SERIOUS. WHAT IF I CONTACT MORGAN ABOUT SETTLING THE STRIKE? JAX: NO. I TOLD YOU I WON'T COMPROMISE. I MEAN IT. JERRY: WHAT IF WE ONLY GIVE AN INCH TO HIM? WE'LL STILL GET WHAT WE WANT. JAX: I WON'T GIVE HIM ANYTHING. YOU DON'T KNOW MORGAN. JERRY: I DON'T HATE MORGAN. AND YOU DO -- BECAUSE OF BRENDA. JAX: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BRENDA. IT'S ABOUT BUSINESS. AND I WILL NEVER MAKE A DEAL WITH THAT MAN. JANE: WELL, I'VE GOT BAD NEWS AND GOOD NEWS. THE BAD NEWS IS WE'RE LEAVING. JOHN: AND THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'RE LEAVING. JAX: WELL, IF IT'S THE COFFEE, V HAS A FRESH POT BREWING UPSTAIRS. JANE: WHAT I MEAN IS WE'RE GOING HOME. JERRY: WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON? JANE: IT'S TIME. ARE YOU COMING UP AND HELP PACK? JOHN: IN A SECOND. BRENDA: OH. I HAVE TO GO. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT HAD GOTTEN THIS LATE, AND I PROMISED MY ROOMMATE THAT I WOULD OFFER HER SOME SUPPORT -- TONY JONES' TRIAL. SO I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT I LOVE YOU. JANE: OH. BRENDA: AND I WILL DEFINITELY BE IN TOUCH. JOHN: OH, YOU'D BETTER. JAX: I'LL WALK YOU AND LADY JANE OUT. JANE: ALL RIGHT. GOOD. JOHN: HOW SOON WILL YOU BEDEAL IS DONE. HELENA: MISS SCORPIO? ROBIN, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? ROBIN: I'M FINE. HELENA: AND YOUR TESTIMONY -- DID IT GO AS WELL AS YOU'D HOPED? BRENDA: OH, HI. ROBIN: HI. BRENDA: HI. OH, ARE YOU OK? ROBIN: EXCUSE ME. HELENA: CERTAINLY. BRENDA: HAVE THEY CALLED YOU YET? ROBIN: MM-HMM. I WASN'T VERY POPULAR. DARA: DID THE DEFENDANT SEEM HIMSELF? I MEAN, WHEN THE CONVERSATION WAS FINISHED, WERE YOU CONCERNED FOR HIS MENTAL HEALTH? SHEILA: OBJECTION. DARA: THE WITNESS IS A HIGHLY QUALIFIED REGISTERED NURSE WITH EXTENSIVE -- SHEILA: SANITY IS NOT A MEDICAL ISSUE, IT'S A LEGAL ONE, AND THIS WITNESS IS NOT QUALIFIED. JUDGE: SUSTAINED. MOVE ON. DARA: YOU'RE VERY AFRAID OF DR. JONES, AREN'T YOU? BOBBIE: YES. DARA: WHY? BOBBIE: BECAUSE HE TOLD ME STRAIGHT OUT THAT WHEN HE TOOK MY GRANDSON MICHAEL HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING AND, IF GIVEN THE CHANCE, HE WOULD DO IT AGAIN. HE ALSO PLANNED TO TAKE OUR SON LUCAS AS WELL. DARA: SO IF HE BEATS THIS CHARGE AND JUST GETS A SHORT-TERM SENTENCE, YOU'RE TERRIFIED THAT HE'S GOING TO MAKE GOOD HIS THREAT? BOBBIE: YES, I AM. I KNOW THAT TONY WOULD NEVER KILL LUCAS, BUT HE WOULD DISAPPEAR WITH HIM. AND WHEN TONY THINKS HE'S RIGHT, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T CARE IF ANYONE ELSE AGREES WITH HIM. TONY: ARE YOU GOING TO STOP THIS? BOBBIE: THE THOUGHT OF ANYONE -- SHEILA: TRUST ME. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. BOBBIE: EVEN HIS FATHER -- SCARES THE DEATH OUT OF ME. a plastic container is out of control. The handle of a laundry basket is giving way. And a garbage can has just lost it's battle with a bumper. To the owners of these pathetic plastic containers, Rubbermaid has just one thing to say. Nana Nana Na Na. Nana Nana Na Na. Rubbermaid. Ideathat last. TONIGHT I'D LOVE TO COLOR WITH THE KIDS, BUT FIRST... I HAVE TO CLN THIS BAKED-ON, STUCK-ON ICKY-COLORED LASAGNA MESS. - [ Girl ] THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER. - NOT WITH DAWN. - COOL BLUE ! - TO BREAK UP TOUGH GREASE, DAWN'S THE BEST. ITS ONE OF A KIND CLEANSING ACTION SURROUNDS GREASE... AND HELPS KEEP IT OFF OTHER DISHES. DAWN TAKES TOUGH GREASE OUT OF YOUR WAY FASTER SO YOU CAN MOVE ON. - OKAY, WHAT COLOR SHOULD WE MAKE THE BLACKBIRD ? - IT'S BLACK ! OKAY. [ Kids Laughing ] DAWN TAKES GREASE OUT OF YOUR WAY. LET'S PLAY THE DIAPER GAME ! FIRST QUESTION-- THINGS THAT STICK. WHICH LEADING DIAPER GRIPS LIKE NO STICKY TAPE CAN ? [ Bell Dings ] HUGGIES ULTRATRIM DIAPER... WITH GRIP-TABS ! NOW-- SOFTNESS. WHICH LEADING DIAPER... IS THE ONE YOU LOVE TO TOUCH ? ONLY THE ULTRATRIMOVERS SOFT LIKE CLOTH. AND ONLY ONE LEADING DIAPER HAS CUSTOMIZED LEAK-PROTECTION... FOR BOYS AND GIRLS. HUGGIES ! THE WINNER IS HUGGIES ULTRATRIM-- THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE ! CLEANSHER SHOWER... BUT HER SHOWER IS FRESH AND CLEAN EVERY TIME SHE GETS IN IT. BECAUSE SHE'S DISCOVERED SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW: TILEX FRESH SHOWER. AFTER HER SHOWER, SHE SPRAYS A GENTLE MIST. NO SCRUBBING OR EVEN RINSING. BECAUSE NEW TILEX FRESH SHOWER KEEPS SOAP SCUM AND MILDEW FROM BUILDING UP. NOW YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR SHOWER AGAIN. TRY NEW TILEX FRESH SHOWER. MY ALLERGIES MAKE ME... ACHOO ! INTRODUCING CHILDREN'S TYLENOL ALLERGY D. SPECIALLY FORMULATED TO PROVIDE COMPLETE RELIEF... OF YOUR CHILD'S ALLERGY SYMPTOMS. NEW CHILDREN'S TYLENOL ALLERGY D. DARA: IN YOUR JOB AS A NURSE, HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN ANYONE TO DIE FROM PNEUMONIA? BOBBIE: ABSOLUTELY. UNTREATED PNEUMONIA IS A KILLER. DARA: SO WHEN ROBIN SCORPIO TESTIFIED THAT SHE WAS NEVER IN ANY DANGER BOBBIE: SHE COULD HAVE EASILY DIED. SHE'S DECEIVING HERSELF. I KNOW MORE THAN ANYONE WHAT TONY HAS GONE THROUGH BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH IT, TOO, WHEN OUR DAUGHTER B.J. DIED. BUT EVERY PARENT WHO HAS LOST A CHILD DOES NOT TURN INTO A KIDNAPPER OR HELD HOSTAGE SOMEONE WHO IS SO SICK SHE REQUIRES HOSPITALIZATION. AND IT REALLY MAKES ME SICK TO HEAR B.J.'S DEATH USED AS A JUSTIFICATION FOR ANY OF THIS. TONY STOLE A BABY OUT OF ITS STROLLER BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE THE PARENTS GOD GAVE THAT BABY. HE EGOTISTICALLY DECIDED THAT HE KNEW BETTER THAN GOD. HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE, FOR THAT MATTER, TRY TO LAY THAT ON B.J. HOW DARE YOU. SHEILA: OBJECTION. TONY: FINALLY. SHEILA: THE WITNESS IMPLIES THE DOCTOR -- DARA: THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M FINISHED WITH THIS WITNESS. JUDGE: MISS HOUSTON, CROSS-EXAMINE. SHEILA: MISS SPENCER, DID YOU SEE A SUDDEN CHANGE COME OVER YOUR EX-HUSBAND? LET ME REPHRASE THE QUESTION. IN ALL THE YEARS YOU HAVE KNOWN DR. JONES PRIOR TO THIS, HAD HE EVER SHOWN AN INKLING OF A TENDENCY TO KIDNAP BABIES OR HOLD FAMILY FRIENDS HOSTAGE? JUDGE: MISS SPENCER? BOBBIE: NO. SHEILA: NO MORE QUESTIONS. JUDGE: YOU MAY STEP DOWN, MISS SPENCER. [GALLERY MURMURS] JUDGE: THIS A GOOD TIME TO ADJOURN FOR TODAY. TONY: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? SHEILA: I'M BUILDING A DEFENSE. TONY: OH, GUILTY BUT MENTALLY ILL. THAT'S YOUR DEFENSE? IT'S WONDERFUL. BAILIFF: ALL RISE. HELENA: I'M STILL AROUND. TONY: GET ME OUT OF HERE. [TELEPHONE RINGS] ALEXIS: HELLO? HENA: ERE'S ONE MO THING I ED YOU TDO -- SET TONY JONES FREE. I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES. FELICIA: THANK YOU. I'M SORRY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, BUT TONY BROUGHT MAXIE BACK TO ME. ROBIN: I KNOW. MAC: ROBIN? ROBIN: I KNOW WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO SAY, OK? I'M JUST -- I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T. MAC: YOU WERE THE ONE IN THE CABIN, NOT ME. AS LONG AS YOU TOLD THE TRUTH AS YOU KNOW IT. ROBIN: I DID. MONICA: NO, I THINK BOBBIE UNDID A LOT OF THE DAMAGE DONE BY ROBIN. EDWARD: MAYBE IT'S THAT PATTY HEARST SYNDROME -- YOU KNOW, WHERE THE TRAUMA OF THE KIDNAPPING TURNS THE VICTIM INTO AN ACCOMPLICE. I THINK SO. WE COULD SUE TONY JONES ON THIS IN CIVIL COURT. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. A.J.: WHAT? EDWARD: ALEXIS DAVIS IS DUE BACK TODAY, AND I WANT TO CALL HER AND GET HER STARTED. A.J: GRANDPA, THIS CASE IS NOT OVER YET. NOW, LOOK -- WE MAY NOT NEED TO INVOLVE ALEXIS IN THIS TONY JONES BUSINESS. HERE'S WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO. EXCUSE US A MINUTE. EDWARD: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? A.J: NO, WHAT I THINK -- TAGGERT: WANT ONE? A TRIAL LIKE THIS CAN REALLY TEAR UP YOUR INSIDES. ALAN: NO, THANK YOU. BOBBIE: MONICA? MONICA: OH, BOBBIE. I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU WERE HERE AND YOU CAME AFTER ROBIN SO YOU COULD LEAVE AT LEAST THE RIGHT IMPRESSION WITH THE JUDGE. BOBBIE: I JUST HOPE I ACCOMPLISHED THAT. MONICA: YOU DID MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE COULD, BELIEVE ME, AND I KNOW IT WASN'T EASY. HEY, I'VE GOT TO GO SCARE UP SOME COFFEE SOMEWHERE. SEE YOU. CARLY: BOBBIE? THANK YOU. JOHN: BE CAREFUL AND MOVE SLOWLY. WHAT YOU DO AFFECTS US ALL, JERRY, INCLUDING BRENDA. AND WE BOTH KNOW THAT, DON'T WE? JERRY: YOU ACT AS IF I'M A CRIME ABOUT TO HAPPEN. JOHN: IS THAT SO FAR FROM WRONG? JERRY: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT. JOHN: I'M GETTING AT THE SHOOTING AT THE DOCKS. I KNOW WHERE YOU INTENDED THAT BULLET TO GO. WHEN IT'S TIME TO CLEAN YOUR OUTSIDE WINDOWS, DOES THE JOB SEEM... THIS BIG ? NEXT TIME, TRY NEW WIEX OUTDOOR. JUST AIM, SPRAY AND RINSE. WINDEX OUTDOOR'S CONCENTRATED FORMULA AND SHEETING ACTION... DISSOLVE TOUGH OUTDOOR GRIME TO GET WINDOWS CLEAN. NO BUCKETS. NO LADDERS. NO AGGRAVATION. BRING A BIG JOB DOWN TO SIZE WITH NEW WINDEX OUTDOOR. o I CAN SEE THINGS CLEARLY THROUGH THIS LENS. SMILE. NICE. AND SEEING THEIR HEALTHY, WHITE TEETH MADE ME REALIZE... MINE WEREN'T AS WHITE AS I'D LIKE. BUT I DON'T WANT A BLEACHING TOOTHPASTE. LUCKY FOR ME, SOMETHING NEW JUST DEVELOPED. [ Announcer ] NEW CREST EXTRA WHITENING, WITH AN ENAMEL-SAFE POLISHING INGREDIENT. KIND OF LIKE A DENTIST PASTE; IT DOESN'T BLEACH. GENTLY HELPS MY NATURAL WHITENESS SHINE THROUGH. WHY DID I BECOME A CREST KID ? WANT A THOUSAND WORDS OR A PICTURE ? NEW CREST EXTRA WHITENG. (dance music plays) WOW. THAT WAS ALMOST AS GOOD AS A JOLLY RANCHER. IT'S INTENSE! OUR PERIODCAN START OFF REALLY HEAVY ? AND THEN END UP KIND OF LIGHT ? ONLY TAMPAX MAKES THE DIFFERENT ABSORBENCIES I NEED. ALL IN ONE BOX. THE TAMPAX MULTI-PACK. MAKING PERIODS MORE CONVENIENT-- ONE BOX AT A TIME. JERRY: THAT BULLET WAS MEANT TO WOUND JASON MORGAN. YOU KNOW THAT. JOHN: YOU DIDN'T WANT TO WOUND HIM. YOU WANTED TO KILL HIM. JERRY: JAX HAS NO IDEA ABOUT THAT OR ANYTHING ELSE. HE HAS NO CLUE WHY THE DOCKS PROJECT HAS TO GO THROUGH. JOHN: WHAT HAPPENS IF HE FINDS OUT? JERRY: IF MY LITTLE BROTHER STANDS IN MY WAY, I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM. JAX: HOW? ANSWER ME. EMILY: ARE YOU OFF? NED: LINE'S BUSY. EMILY: OH. DO YOU THINK THAT DR. JONES COULD GET OFF BECAUSE OF WHAT ROBIN SAID? NED: HE'LL ROT IN HELL FIRST. COME ON, LET'S GO HOME. DARA: THANK YOU FOR YOUR NOTE. JUSTUS: WELL, I THOUGHT IT MIGHT HELP TO KNOW THAT YOU LOOK GREAT IN ACTION. JUSTUS: DID YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT ROBIN WAS GOING TO DO? JASON: I GUESS SHE TOLD THE TRUTH THE WAY SHE SAW IT. JUSTUS: SHE DIDN'T HELP MICHAEL. TONY COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER WITNESS. JASON: YEAH. ROBIN: BYE. CARLY: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DID? ROBIN, WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM THE NEXT "GENERAL HOSPITAL."