General Hospital: Night Shift Best Lines Tuesday 8/5/08

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"Fallen from the Sky"

Robin: We are not naming our daughter Dale.

Patrick: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. just happens to be my favorite NASCAR driver.

Robin: Ok, well, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is also a man.

Patrick: Yeah, but it's one of those names, like a unisex name. Like your name, like Robin.

Robin: Oh, really?

Patrick: Yes.

Robin: And what other guys do you know whose name is Robin?

Patrick: There's lots. Robin--there's--I can't think of one right now.

Robin: Oh, right, yeah. That's because there are none. So why don't you pick one out of here?

Patrick: Robin, we're not going to pick our daughter's name out of some book, ok? It's got to come from the heart.

Robin: What about Matilda? What? I like Matilda. It's French.

Patrick: Unfortunately, our daughter is going to grow up in America, where we beat up kids named Matilda.

Robin: Fine, you said that it has to come from the heart, and Matilda was the name of my dorm mother in Paris.

Patrick: When I said heart, I meant my heart.

Robin: Well, at least it's a girl's name.

Patrick: Dale's got edge.

Robin: Oh, I don't even know why I bother.

Patrick: Because I'm the father.

Robin: Ha, yeah. Momentary lapse of judgment on my part.

Patrick: Don't let it happen again. Robin Williams! Robin Williams is a guy, unisex. Dale is back on the table.

Leo: Grab a mop while you're at it.

Toussaint: Sorry, I don't do floors anymore.

Epiphany: Toussaint... what's going on? Every time you walk into a room, I get all... silly. My--my--my hands start sweating, my heart starts beating, the room is spinning. [Sighs] I feel like I'm having another heart attack.

Toussaint: I've been known to make women feel pretty good when I walked into the room, but I didn't know that I could make them want to call 9-1-1.

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