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From RATSA

DEJA DAWN WUB

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Caution: This WUB combines actual GH history, and OLTL stuff that TPTB have seem to have forgotten.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THANKS TO KATRINA, GREAT MINDS AND ALL THAT!

Setting: Q Mansion

Emily: I'M OUTTA HERE! I'm gone....I'm done! How many more OTHER kids do you have? Geesh!

AJ: Oh, I'm sure there are a ton more where she came from!

Alan: That's enough, AJ!

Ned: Yes, wouldn't want to upset ALAN, now would we, after all, he just PRETENDED his kid was dead all these years!

Edward: Good Lord!

Justus: Good LORD IS RIGHT, EDWARD!

Edward: Where in the Sam Hill did you come from?

Justus:  That damn storage closet at the hospital! You didn't think I'd let that lily white gal prance in here and take my spot as family black-sheep-bastard-child did you?!

Edward: Well, I uh.....Justus, you must understand....

Justus: Yeah, I understand! First you change my Face, then you dump me in a closet! No way, old man!

Skye: Now, you seem to be  interesting.....

Justus: SHUT Up! You waltz in here from another show and expect MY AIRTIME? I don't think so!

Monica: Alan! Do you see what you've done?

Dawn: What HE'S DONE MOTHER???? WHAT ABOUT ME?

Monica: Dawn...well, hello....we thought you'd rode off with that Moss person....

Dawn: I did, but I'm back!

Skye: Goodness, ANOTHER one to share my fortune with?!

Dawn:  She denied me too!

Monica: But I never said you were DEAD!

Rae: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!????

Monica: Oh, go tease your hair....

Reginald: Excuse me, I hate to break up this party but....

Edward: What can it be now!!????

Does Ned here have an heir we don't know about?

Max:  No....I don't think my father would be Ned.....

Rae: Max! What are you doing here?

Monica: Who's he?

Rae: Max Holden...from Llanview...

Skye: snort!

Max: It's Bucchannaan....well, not anymore, but I'm here to claim my REAL birthright, as a Quartermaine! I have the DNA results here to prove it!

Rae: Oh, your DNA has been around the tri-state area more times than I can count.

Max: Yes, but this is real. Seems I was born to a Willow Rose Barnes....

Lila: Oh, dear Heavens....

Max: Ring a bell, granny?

Lila:  That was my first daughter, by Toliver Crane.....dear me....are you my grandson?

Max: I am.

Skye: DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE..ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Max: Hey, whatever. I'm just here for my cut. Hey, cool breakfast bar....mind if I cut in?

AJ: No, people been doing it my whole life.....

Lila: Reginald, dear.....

Reginald: I know, I know...tell cook 2 more for dinner!

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