Funny General Hospital Stuff!
DEJA DAWN WUB
Caution: This WUB combines actual GH history, and OLTL stuff that TPTB have seem to have forgotten.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THANKS TO KATRINA, GREAT MINDS AND ALL THAT!
Setting: Q Mansion
Emily: I'M OUTTA HERE! I'm gone....I'm done! How many more OTHER kids do you
AJ: Oh, I'm sure there are a ton more where she came from!
Alan: That's enough, AJ!
Ned: Yes, wouldn't want to upset ALAN, now would we, after all, he just
PRETENDED his kid was dead all these years!
Edward: Good Lord!
Justus: Good LORD IS RIGHT, EDWARD!
Edward: Where in the Sam Hill did you come from?
Justus: That damn storage closet at the hospital! You didn't think I'd
let that lily white gal prance in here and take my spot as family
black-sheep-bastard-child did you?!
Edward: Well, I uh.....Justus, you must understand....
Justus: Yeah, I understand! First you change my Face, then you dump me in a
closet! No way, old man!
Skye: Now, you seem to be interesting.....
Justus: SHUT Up! You waltz in here from another show and expect MY AIRTIME? I
don't think so!
Monica: Alan! Do you see what you've done?
Dawn: What HE'S DONE MOTHER???? WHAT ABOUT ME?
Monica: Dawn...well, hello....we thought you'd rode off with that Moss
Dawn: I did, but I'm back!
Skye: Goodness, ANOTHER one to share my fortune with?!
Dawn: She denied me too!
Monica: But I never said you were DEAD!
Rae: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!????
Monica: Oh, go tease your hair....
Reginald: Excuse me, I hate to break up this party but....
Edward: What can it be now!!????
Does Ned here have an heir we don't know about?
Max: No....I don't think my father would be Ned.....
Rae: Max! What are you doing here?
Monica: Who's he?
Rae: Max Holden...from Llanview...
Max: It's Bucchannaan....well, not anymore, but I'm here to claim my REAL
birthright, as a Quartermaine! I have the DNA results here to prove it!
Rae: Oh, your DNA has been around the tri-state area more times than I can
Max: Yes, but this is real. Seems I was born to a Willow Rose Barnes....
Lila: Oh, dear Heavens....
Max: Ring a bell, granny?
Lila: That was my first daughter, by Toliver Crane.....dear me....are
you my grandson?
Max: I am.
Skye: DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE..ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Max: Hey, whatever. I'm just here for my cut. Hey, cool breakfast bar....mind
if I cut in?
AJ: No, people been doing it my whole life.....
Lila: Reginald, dear.....
Reginald: I know, I know...tell cook 2 more for dinner!
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