Top Reasons Not to Fall in Love with EJ
1. He'll cheat on you - with your sister
2. He'll steal your children and tell you they're dead
3. He'll force you to have sex with him just to get an heir
4. He'll lie...a lot
5. His first loyalty is to himself.
6. His second loyalty is to Stefano.
7. He'll hire some evil guy that will end up killing your mom.
8. He has a crazy mother who named him Elvis.
9. You might have to shoot him in the head.
10. He's a DiMera - isn't that good enough reason to avoid him?
Page updated 5/12/12
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