Haiku by Sarah
2/25/04
Evil Marlena!
Holy CRAP! I can't believe
She killed Shawn Douglas!
What is going on?!!?
This story line is awesome!
Diedre at her best!
I'm bummed, however,
By the untimely death of
Victor in the tub.
Farewell, my fav'rite
Salemite. But those effects?
Alas, not special.
Jan, you skank! You suck!
Your boobs are freakishly large,
In my opinion.
You're a gangly freak!
I'm sick of hearing your thoughts,
For crying out loud.
Widow Deveraux
Hit some dude with her car? What?!!
And he lives there now??
Jennifer, didn't
Your mother ever tell you
DON'T LET STRANGERS IN?!!?
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