Days of Our Lives Best Lines Tuesday 5/27/14

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JJ: Listen... you know, I am so glad you were cool when I said that Bev and Rory could study with us... 'cause I know Bev is not your favorite person. What?

Paige: They didn't show. It's just us.

Bev: American history sucks.

Rory: I don't remember any of this stuff.

Bev: Well, at least you don't have to put up with Paige. Gag me.

Rory: You know, all she does is make me feel dumb.

Bev: Yeah, and bitch thinks she's so damn pretty. JJ can't take his eyes off her.

Rory: Hey. How about if we just go get baked?

Bev: Oh, my God. Would you look at this? Check it out. It's when I got tested for STDs after I hooked up with that loser Cole.

Rory: Oh, God. What did that bastard give you?

Bev: Oh, no, nothing. I was just worried after I got these cold sores. But I am negative all the way.

Rory: Okay, so what's with that?

Bev: Well... Paige doesn't know why I was tested... or what the results were.

Rory: I don't get it.

Bev: What if I was tested because of JJ? And what if I'm not negative?

Rory: So, like, JJ gave... oh! That is twisted, Bev! Are you really gonna do something that nasty?

Bev: Rory, I'm gonna make sure that Paige stays the hell away from JJ, and you can either get with the program or get lost.

Rory: Right. All right.

Bev: Yeah. This'll work. We'll do it today.

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