Days of Our Lives Best Lines Tuesday 1/29/13
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Billie: Oh, so I guess Hurricane Chloe didn't blow out of town after all.
Kate: Not only that. Daniel only got her to agree to minimal supervised visitation, which means I'm hardly ever going to see Parker.
Billie: Well, look on the bright side. At least he's not out of your life completely.
Kate: [Sighs] That's a small comfort.
Billie: Oh, so now you're gonna really make Chloe pay.
Kate: You have no idea, Billie.
Billie: Oh, I do. You know, I don't think this is Chloe's fault.
Kate: Really? Then whose fault is it?
Nicole: Okay, I think you've been hanging around Parker too long because you're talking to me like a two-year-old.
Daniel: That's because you're looking at me like you ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.
Nicole: Victor doesn't have a cookie jar. He has a chef with an endless supply of sweet treats.
Daniel: Could you spare me the phony indignation and tell me what's going on?
Nicole: I told you.
Daniel: No, I know what you told me. I also know from vast experience you're about six lies from the truth. So why don't you spare us both the trouble and just tell me--
Victor: Good God. Both you and Chloe darkening my doorstep on the same day?
Nicole: Lucky you.
Victor: What the hell are you doing here, Nicole?
Daniel: Victor, actually we're in the middle of something right now.
Nicole: No. Actually, I was in the middle of trying to make an apology to Brady.
Daniel: Really? For what?
Victor: Well, a sincere one would take all day. Thank God none of us have to worry about that.
Nicole: You know, I-I can see that I'm not wanted here.
Victor: Oh, you can, can you?
Nicole: Maybe I should leave.
Brady: I'll walk you out.
Nicole: No, really, that's not necessary. I'm very familiar with the exit. Thanks. Yes. Okay. Oh, I hope you're ready, Kristen, because you are no match for me.
Victor: Why the hell do I pay Henderson anyway? Stumbling over people I despise in my own living room should not be a daily occurrence.
Brady: Maybe if you didn't despise half the town, it wouldn't be such a problem.
Victor: Well, maybe if I didn't have to take in such unsavory boarders, I'd have a rosier disposition.
Brady: That's doubtful.
Brady: You know, at least Chloe comes with a, uh, cute kid in tow.
Victor: True. Alas, Nicole does not. What the hell was she doing here today anyway?
Brady: Well, I don't know if we'll ever know at this point since you sent her on her merry way. Excuse me, I have to call Taiwan.
Daniel: Would you believe that I have to call Taiwan too?
Victor: Daniel. Listen, I'm very happy to have Parker here. As to that other unwelcomed guest...
Daniel: Look, I'm a step ahead of you, Victor. I'm already looking for a place for Chloe to stay.
Victor: Why can't she look herself? She's a big girl now.
Daniel: 'Cause she has a little kid--my kid--and I'm gonna help her get settled.
Daniel: I thought you'd be pleased to be rid of her.
Victor: I am. Daniel, I hope you know I would rather have that brazen hussy darken my doorstep forever than have her darken yours.
Nicole: Well, corporate espionage may not be what you're really guilty of. But it's karma, baby. And if you're lucky, maybe Brady will find some other naughty little secret in your personal file once he gets his anonymous tip. [Chuckles]
[Door handle jiggles]
Nicole: Oh, my God, she can't be back already.
Anne: What--I'm sorry. What am I saying? [Chuckles] I'm saying you're fired. Do not pass go, do not collect unemployment, and don't ever show your face in this hospital again. Well--well, then I suggest you don't get sick. Oh. Hello. I'm sorry you had to hear that.
Chloe: Well, if you have to fire someone, you might as well do it with feeling.
Anne: You know, I used to hate having to let someone go and now every time I do it, I just imagine it's Jennifer's head on that chopping block and suddenly it's not so bad at all.
Chloe: I bet.
Anne: Of course, my fantasy is never going to come true as long as Daniel is protecting her lazy, vapid--
Chloe: Not to interrupt the litany of faults because I love hearing it, but you might get your wish.
Anne: Oh, why do you say that?
Chloe: Oh, Daniel's gonna get bored with her. I mean, who wouldn't?
Anne: Well, true.
Chloe: And then Mrs. Horton will be someone else's problem. Not yours or mine.
Anne: Well, you sound pretty sure of yourself.
Chloe: Oh, I am.
Anne: Well, do tell.
Chloe: Let's just say I gave her an image that she won't be able to get out of her head for a very long time.
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